S-G: Hey everyone! Geuss who's back?
Everyone: ME!
S-G: Shut up everyone! I wasn't talking to you.
Everyone: (walks away crying)
S-G: Anyway! I'm back. So where's Mario and Peach?
Mario: I'm right here.
Peach: Me too!
S-G: Well you two are going to hate this story.
Mario and Peach: why?
S-G: You'll see. Oh yeah, who wants to do the disclaimer?
Mario: I do! Sirena-Golad does not own me or Peach or anyone who Nintendo created...or anything Nintendo created.
Peach: Ok, so let's get on with the story!
S-G: Have fun reading! It's not too short or super long.
The Unwanted B-B-Game
Chapter 1: The Breakup (or The Prolouge)
One day, it was a cheerful, sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom... as usual. But inside the castle, it wasn't so cheerful in fact, it was quite the opposite. As the toads outside were laughing and giggling, but the toads inside the castle were screaming and crying. Why is this? Well just inside the balcony, in Peach's room, were Mario and Peach... well let's just say "fighting" just to keep it safe. Yes, they were fighting. They were throwing brushes, combs, heated curlers and straighteners, and anything inside Peach's bedroom. Mario stood there, burned and bruised with a little bit of blood here and there, a black eye, and his face as red as his shirt from Peach slapping him. He breathed heavily, and tried to stay calm. Peach didn't have a scratch on her. Yet she was screaming and yelling at the top of her lungs. She was emotionally scared. Nothing would calm her down.
"MARIO! WE ARE THROUGH!" Peach screamed saying each word slowly and clearly. Mario knew she would say that, and he was about to face Waluigi next. He personally thought Peach would be harder to deal with than Waluigi because Luigi could deal with him easily.
Well I bet you are wondering why Peach is doing this to Mario. Here's the story: Mario was playing a round of golf, but then, he saw another girl playing by herself. So Mario went over there to meet her. She was a short, beautiful girl, as tall as Mario, with tan-colored hair in pigtails, and dressed in an orange mini-skirt with a white golf shirt. As soon as Mario arrived, he asked her, "Hello, what's your name?"
She replied cheerfully, "I'm Maple! What's yours?"
"Mario!" he smiled, and instantley, he fell in love with Maple. And of course, she like Mario more than Waluigi, which is her boyfriend now, or was her boyfriend, for numerous reasons. One is because Mario is better looking than Waluigi, and because he is kinder than him. And that was it. Some how, the news spreaded to Waluigi, and he told Peach about it. Then the next day, which is today, Peach called Mario over to her castle. She didn't seem mad on the phone; she wasn't even mad when Mario got there. That is the story up to now.
End Of Chapter 1
S-G: Ok, maybe this was a little too short.
Mario: Well then let's make this chapter longer.
Peach: How?
Mario: By talking!
Peach: Oh
S-G: Anyway! I want to welcome you a new geust. Iiiiiiiiiiit's--
Maple: Me!
Peach: hey Maple! Oh Mario, do you really like Maple?
Mario: No, why?
Peach: Just wondering.
S-G: I just made that up. Maple really likes Waluigi...right?
Maple: right! Oh by the way, where is Waluigi?
Mario: Not here.
Peach: Obviously
S-G: Then why don't you call him Maple?
Maple: I think I'll do that! (Takes out phone and calls Waluigi)
Phone: RING! RING!
(in the phone) Waluigi: Hello?
Maple: Hey Waluigi! Where are you?
Waluigi: home... I was sleeping when you called.
Maple: Oh sorry! Can you come over here. I'm with Sirena-Golad, Mario, and Peach.
Waluigi: Oh sure. I'll be right there.
Peach: So can we go now?
S-G: Fine I'll see ya'll next chapter! And it will be longer!
Mario: Bye everyone!
Everyone: Bye!
S-G, Mario, and Peach: (slaps their face) We weren't talking to you everyone!