All my associated Elder Scrolls properties are belong to Bethesda. Some one set us up the story! (And those quotes are Zero Wing's, not M'aiq's…obviously.)

M'aiq the Liar presents "Prophecies of Morrowind: The Musical"

Act I: The Outlander.
Scene 1. "Her Arrival" - A parody of Aladdin's "Arabian Nights" © Disney.

Guard:
So, you've finally arrived. Our records don't show from where…

Nelle:
Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the chance of survival is slim
Where there's battle all year
Since we're all just one race
It's barbaric, but hey, it's Skyrim.

When the winds from the South
And the peaks of Jerall
And the snow on the ground is right
March on up, stop on by
Climb a mountain and fall
To another snowy night.

Skyrim nights
Unlike Skyrim days
More often than not
You'll get slain on the spot
From drunken swordplay.

Skyrim nights
'Neath Tamriel skies
A Nord with his mead
Could fall off his steed
Out there on the ice.

Guard:
…Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Scene 2. "One Theft Too Many" - A parody of Aladdin's "One Jump Ahead" © Disney.

Guard:
Stop! You've violated the law!

Nelle:
Gotta keep—
One jump ahead of the Dunmer
One spell ahead of the Altmer
I only steal from who I can.
(That's anyone!)

One line ahead of the Imperial
That's all for those stiff folks
'Cause they don't appreciate my jokes.

Crowd: N'wah! S'wit! You thief! Fetcher!
Nelle: Just need a clever disguise.
Crowd: Beat her down, lock her up, guys!
Nelle: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
But I'm not getting caught by you!
Crowd: What!
She's become a one-woman thieves' guild
I'd blame parents except she hasn't got 'em.
Nelle: Gotta earn to live, gotta steal to earn
I'll tell you all about it if I'm not killed!

'Cause I gotta keep—
One step ahead of the Redguard
Next time I won't steal from a singing bard
One jump ahead of the Bosmer
One hit ahead of the Orcs
Now I'm sorry for stealing all those forks.

Crowd: Outlander! N'wah! You thief! Stoopid!
Nelle: Let's not get too crazy
Man: Get a job, and don't be lazy!
Nelle: Gotta earn to live, gotta steal to earn
Otherwise, I'd be poor like you!
Crowd: Fetcher!

Nelle:
One place ahead of Argon'an
One swing ahead of the Nord
One move ahead of the Breton
They're quick, but I've got my sword
Here goes, my luck never fails
Wish me happy trails
All I'm gonna do is run!

Reprise.

Nelle:
N'wah, outlander
Horrid slander.
If only they'd look closer
Would they see a smart thief? No sera.
They'd find out
There's not that much…to me…

Scene 3. "Dagoth Prepares" – A parody of Lion King's "Be Prepared" © Disney.

Dagoth:
I know that my powers of attraction
Are as warped as an old, iron blade
However, I must get to action
For my plans are all fully laid

It's clear from my unholy oppression
The n'wah must fall by my hand
I'm talking with guile and discretion
Through dark nightmares I'll begin my stand

So prepare for some marvelous breakthroughs
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Will make my plans clearer

Dreamer:
And what will we offer?

Dagoth:
Just keep listening to Ur.
I know it sounds far-fetched
But with our hands outstretched
We'll at last claim what is ours!
And prejudice savagely squared
Be prepared!

Dreamer: Be prepared for what?
Dagoth: For the death of the n'wah!
Dreamer: Right, who's the n'wah?
Dagoth: Oh, you fool, the wicked sinners…the weaklings!
Dreamer: Great idea, who's killing them?
Dagoth: We are, you infidel!
Dreamer: Oh, right. Well, I—
Dagoth: —And I will finally rule!
Dreamer: …
Dagoth: I said, I will RULE!
Dreamer: …huzzah…?

Dagoth:
Of course, without saying, you will be
Used as a sacrifice for duty
The future will bring satisfaction
And yes, I'm the main attraction
I must now bring to light one thing
I won't get beat by the Nerevarine!

So prepare for the house of the era
Be prepared for a dangerous scheme
Meticulous planning
The infidels' banning
Decades of reprisal
Is simply why I'll
Be respected and well known
As the Sixth House's backbone
And seen for the god that I am

Yes, my heart of Lorkhan is bared
Be prepared!

Dreamer:
Yes, uh…I'm sorry I erred.
Be prepared!

Exeunt all. End.

A word from M'aiq: So, that concludes Act I. I'm more or less just trying to increase my poem-writing XP. The Dagoth part might not be entirely correct with the 'real' plans, but it's close enough, I say. I'll update soon enough and am open to song suggestions.