Disclaimer: I'm not JKR. Thx for thinking it.
Intro:
You see my fair readers, Harry Potter went back in time to fix his life and save his parents. He did this by convincing Sirius to stay Lily and James's secret-keeper. This created an alternate dimension.
And, in this alternate dimension, one Sirius Black passed his wisdom along to Fred and George Weasley. He told them to hide their talent for mischief until their 5th year when they could become Prefects.
Then all heck could break lose. So this is where we begin, Harry Potter's 3rd year. (Fred and George's 5th .)
Chapter One:
I take a deep breath. I slit open my letter, but don't look yet. "Alright Fred, Sirius. Fred's not a Prefect, so our work hangs on this letter." I flip the envelope upside-down, with my eyes closed. Fred and Sirius lean forward. I open my eyes. We look at each other and grin.
I did it. I'm a Prefect. Our hard work paid off. School's gonna be wild this year.
Suddenly Ron bursts in. 'Harry's lost his socks again…" he trails off seeing the badge on my bed. I grin again.
"Fancy that huh?"
Ron yelled, "Mum!" he turned to run down the stairs. "Mum! George's a Prefect!"
Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Mum, and Dad all flock around my bedroom. I flash my badge. Mum nearly faints.
Plan Part A: check.
Plan Part B: going into action.
A/N: Like it? I hope so! This is pure comedy peeps; enjoy it all you can!