Let's go exploring!
It's a beautiful day in******************(No I'm not giving away their location). The sun is shining the birds are singing. It's the perfect day! … Well...almost. Then suddenly a 6 year-old with bright blond hair that looks like it was electrocuted and his screaming orange tiger burst through the trees! If you've been living under a rock for the last billion-well if you don't actually...well you know where the door is-years the six-year old is named calvin and is wearing a red striped shirt and the tiger about to barf is named Hobbes.
The year had been crazy, filled with aliens,clones, time travel and the weirdest machines ever. They were like Finn and Jake,Batman and robin. Point is,they did it all together.
"STOP BEING SUCH A BABY AND HELP ME THROW THESE MAPLE SYRUP FILLED WATER BALLOONS AT SUSIE DERKINS OUR WORST ENEMY!" said calvin screamaly. oK. Said Hobbes. Now stop distracting me or you'll get us killed! "Wait" said hobbes "We don't have any maple syrup filled water ballons. I thought we just had a death wish to sled on suicide hill. Calvin looked angry he hated being corrected. But before he could tell him off they fell off the cliff! Hobbes was screaming again. "STOP SCREAMING! YOU DON'T SEE ME SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS DO YOU? ONLY THE BRAVE SURVIVE! YOU KNOW WHY WE DID THIS!? "Because we had a death wish". Hobbes said meekly. "NO YOU IDIOT WE DID IT BECAUSE WE'RE EXPLORES! WE DID IT FOR HARAMBE ! WE DID IT TO END THE YEAR WITH A BANG!"
"Wait how long have we been talking shouldn't we have died we or fallen down? Oh yeah. But Calvin never got to finish his sentence because they fell down.
Well I'm done forever. Said Hobbes. "Hey!Hey! Wait don't chicken out! At least we didn't crash like last time! Said Calvin. But Hobbes did not respond. "Well fine then who's gonna pay for your tuna?" Hobbes froze. Fine then he Calvin replied. So anyways what will we do this year? "I dunno maybe make some new year's resolution's will you make any.?" Me?! No way! Why does everyone keep asking that? Uh… Hobbes replied. Exactly! Calvin said! Well back to me then! What I mean Hobbes is that I think the aliens coming and me making friends with them makes me think it's a sign! Then calvin and Hobbes walked across a frozen lake on their log. Like a sign you put up? Hobbes said dumbly. Calvin looked cross. No! A sign that more crazy things are on the way!Like a prophecy!And not a dumb one like in the Lego movie! That was Lame! Oh said Hobbes. I'm not looking forward to that. Well want to go inside and drink hot cocoa while we watch bing every Gravity Falls episode? Hobbes inquired. Oh heck said. THE END
-Well there ya go. I'm kinda going for what Swing123 and GarfieldOdie wrote.(Check out they are amazing.) So please R&R and please don't scream at me in the reviews. This is ma first story! YAAAAAA!