Snoopy and Woodstock were sitting in front of the living room TV watching a DVD copy of Ella Enchanted.
Snoopy sighed.
"No wonder people enjoyed this film." said Snoopy.
Woodstock said some stuff in his own language.
Snoopy nodded.
"Yeah the part where that step mother told Ella to not see her best friend again was sad." said Snoopy.
Woodstock sighed.
"Well, I'm bored already, let's go buy a turkey." said Snoopy.
The Bird nodded and said something in his language.
Snoopy is shocked.
"It's weird that your a bird and you want to eat a Turkey." said Snoopy.
Just then CatDog came in and Cat saw Woodstock and smirked and licked his teeth.
"Lunch time." said Cat.
He snuck up behind Woodstock who ended up punching the cat in the face, knocking him out.
Dog saw this and sighed.
"Oh man." He said.
Theresa came in and smiled.
She poked Cat's head and he stuck out his tongue which had her mouse on it.
Theresa grabbed the mouse.
"There, there little guy. The bad cat is knocked out." said Theresa.
Woodstock chirped a bit.
Theresa smirked.
"He'll never know what hit him." said Theresa.
"I think he's dead." said Dog.
"No, he'll live. Now if you'll excuse me, Woodstock and I are going turkey shopping." said Snoopy.
He and Woodstock left the mansion.
Later; they parked Ben's car which was badly damaged in the grocery store parking lot.
"Wow, who knew driving a car was hard work?" said Snoopy.
Woodstock chirped his bird language.
"Yeah I know, very stupid of Ben to leave his keys under the tire." said Snoopy.
With the Vreedles; Ben sneezed and his mother was confused.
"Ben?" said Sandra.
"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure someone stole my car." said Ben.
Back at the Grocery Store; Snoopy was now dressed up in his Joe Cool persona and Woodstock was on his shoulder acting like a parrot.
"Okay, now to get that turkey." said Snoopy.
The two walked into the store and Snoopy grabbed a shopping cart.
The two walked in and are shocked at what they see.
They saw lots of shoppers buying lots of Thanksgiving stuff.
"Wow, must have hit rush hour." said Snoopy, "Thanksgiving's supposed to start tomorrow, but I'm sure we can find a thawed out Turkey and cook it up for your friends."
Woodstock spoke bird.
Snoopy became confused.
"I have no idea, but this is nothing like the reason why foot soldiers can't have cell phones." said Snoopy.
Cutaway Gag
Lothor was talking to a bunch of Kelzaks.
"Kelzaks, no matter how many times we fail to take over Earth, we will never back down until we own the planet." said Lothor.
He noticed one of the Kelzaks was using a cell phone and became shocked.
"Stanley, are you texting?" said Lothor.
The Kelzak became shocked before putting the cell phone behind his back.
The foot soldier shook his head.
Lothor groaned before whistling.
Suddenly; a very buff guy that looked like Terry Crews entered the room and grabbed the Kelzak by the neck.
The Kelzak became scared.
"Mother." said the Kelzak.
"Calling mother." said the cell phone.
The phone started ringing before the Kelzak gave the phone to the buff guy who stuck it in his mouth.
"Hello?" said a womanly voice.
The buff guy closed his mouth and ate the phone.
"Now, will there be anymore interruptions?" said Lothor.
All the other Kelzaks pulled out their cell phones and crushed them.
Lothor smirked.
"Good, now pay attention." said Lothor.
End Cutaway Gag
Woodstock spoke bird.
Snoopy was confused.
"What? You know I can understand you when your this mad." said Snoopy.
The two went to the meat section and saw that there were no turkey's.
Snoopy became shocked.
"The turkeys." said Snoopy.
Woodstock chirped in shock.
"I know." said Snoopy. "Now we will have to buy Ham or order a Pizza."
Suddenly; a dog named Brian Griffin (Family Guy) appeared and saw that there were no turkeys and Snoopy.
"Huh, and I though appearing in that Target commercial with you was a bad idea." said Brian.
Snoopy became shocked and turned to Brian.
"Brian, what a surprise running into you here." said Snoopy.
Brian smiled.
"Same here." said Brian.
He then noticed Snoopy's new collar.
"What's with the high tech collar?" said Brian.
Snoopy smirked.
"It's what allows me to talk." said Snoopy.
Woodstock chirped in agreement.
"Yeah I know Woodstock, haven't seen him in a while." said Snoopy.
"So what brings you grocery shopping?" said Brian.
"We were going to buy a turkey, but they're all gone." said Snoopy.
"Huh, weird, I was just at Wal Mart for a turkey, and they didn't have any." said Brian.
Snoopy became shocked.
"Wait a minute, Wal Mart didn't have any turkey's?" said Snoopy.
"No, not even Target, Fred Meyer, or K Mart." said Brian.
Woodstock chirped in shock.
Snoopy is mad.
"You're right Woodstock, this sounds like a mystery." he said.
Later; he and Woodstock came out of a dressing room at the Crimson Dragon Mall, and Snoopy was dressed up like Hercule.
"No, this is a terrible detective persona." said Snoopy.
Brian was with them.
"You're telling me." said Brian, "I haven't seen anything that disturbing since Chris had me look at Meg without a shirt on just so he can go to the vet and see that pretty intern."
Brian then started to feel quisy.
"Uh just thinking about it makes want to-"Brian said before he started puking.
Snoopy and Woodstock became shocked.
They went back into the dressing room and came back out in different clothing.
Snoopy was dressed up as Sherlock Holmes, and Woodstock had a fake mustache on.
"I say, what do you think of this old chap?" Snoopy said in a British accent.
Woodstock chirped in excitement.
"I shall be Snoop Dog Holmes, and you shall be known as Dr. Woodstock." said Snoopy.