Elementary, dear Dipper
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)
And don't forget to check out my new "Shake Up the Falls" Challenge!
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Stanley Lenderman cackled. "Show time." He says as he pulls down the plunger.
BOOM!
Goes the Washingnot Monument!
BOOM!
Goes the Empire plate building!
BOOM!
Goes Mount Crushmore!
BOOM!
Goes The St. Louie Ark
BOOM!
Goes Apricot Center!
BOOM!
Goes fifty other landmarks in America.
...Later...
"Is this a joke?" Asked Captain Thomas "Tommy" Gregson. Stanley Lenderman laughed over the phone.
"That's a good question...why don't we ask Lady Liberty?"
BOOM!
"...Dose that answer your question?"
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"He wants us to do what?" Asks Dr. Joan Watson incredulously. They were all in a car heading toward Gravity falls
Gregson sighed. "Demand #1: our entire precinct needs to transfer over to Gravity Falls and assume authority." He recites.
"And the second demand is that me and Watson must play 'matchmaker to this 'Dipper Pines', 'Wendy Corduroy', and 'Pacifica Northwest'...for once...words fail me." Admits Sherlock.
Gregson nods. He'd have judged him if they hadn't...the whole situation was ridiculous!
"Look, we all know this is absurd...but absurd or not, this guys threatened to blow up every school in America at the end of the summer if we don't make all three of them a 'real couple'...I figure we talk to them, convince them to go on a few dates until this wacko is satisfied...then were done."
Gregson turned his attention back to the road. "Now let's just get this over with...
CRUNCH!
The occupants of the car watched in amazement... as the car in front of them skidded out of the way of golf cart being driven by a pair of young twins...only to be crushed by a large conglomeration of little men...that seemed to be chasing the twins...
For awhile...they just stared in disbelief- "How much you want to bet that boy in the golf cart is the one we were sent for?" Asked Sherlock suddenly...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
DISCLAIMER: The Statue of Liberty was not destroyed...simply old lady liberty and the 26 people she was shopping with...
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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