The Fate of the Names
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Author's Note
Okay, this was really random. Sometimes what happens to the has to do with their name(Most of them) and some of them don't. Like Deidara's and Zetsu's.
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Naruto: He's gonna taste good with my ramen!
(Naruto: Ramen? I Want Ramen! Everyone except Naruto and Kat: --')
Sasuke: Get mobbed by fangirls. Then I cut him up with an ax.
(Sasuke: Why do you hate me? Kat: Shut up, pretty boy.)
Sakura: Turned into a flower…
(Sakura: That's not too bad)
Kakashi: Turned into a scarecrow. Then eaten by a dragon.
(Kakashi: WTF?!)
Negi: Turns into a green onion!
(Negi: It was fate. Everyone except Negi: --')
Rock Lee: Turns into a youthful pet rock. Named Lee.
(Rock Lee: Oo)
Hinata: Will get very bad sunburn.
(Hinata: Um, I guess it's better than others. Kat: It's because you're my favorite female character.)
Kiba: Akamaru got rabies…
(Kiba: WHAT?!)
Shino: Kiba sprayed him with bug repellant. Died later in the hospital.
(Shino: ……… Kat: START TALKING!! STOP BEING CREEPY!!!)
Ino: Gets a bad fear of bacon.
(Ino: WTF?!)
Shikamaru: Will get mauled by a deer going around in circles.
(Everyone: What does that have to do with anything?! Kat: -shurgs-)
Chouji: Deidara makes him explode.
(Everyone: That was random. Kat: Yup.)
Kabuto: Uses the transformation jutsu. Turns into Pokemon.
(Kat: Sorry Kabuto. Kabuto: -sigh- you couldn't come up with anything else?)
Orochimaru: After killing Harry Potter, is eaten by an eight-headed basilisk that was going around in a circle.
(Orochimaru: Who's Harry Potter? Kat: You'll see)
Itachi: Will get beat up by weasels! Then I'll kill him with an ax that mysteriously has blood on it.
(Itachi: So you hate me too? Kat: Shut up, crazy)
Kisame: Will get engulfed by mist and then go plummeting down a cliff into the water below, but because he's part shark, he'll live.
(Kisame: Oo I live? Kat: Yes, sushi-face, you do. But only because I like you more than crazy and pretty boy over there. Sasuke and Itachi: Why do you have a problem with me?! Kisame: Sushi-face?)
Deidara: Will randomly explode.
(Deidara: Oo Kat: Sorry, it's all I could think of. Sasuke: I want to know why you hate me! Kat: Pretty boy, shut up!)
Sasori: ………… Um……
(Sasori: Well? Kat: I can't think of anything…)
Hidan: Is randomly struck by lightning. When there's no clouds in the sky.
(Hidan: WTF?! YOU- Kat: Say that word and you won't live to be struck by lightning. Everyone except Kat: Oo)
Katuzu: Will be robbed. Will die of shock immediately afterward.
(Katuzu: There's no way I'd be robbed. Kat: -sigh-)
Zetsu: Will taste very good stir-fried with a bit of soy sauce.
(Zetsu: She's almost worse than me. Kat: I would be if it weren't for the fact I'm picky… Everyone except Kat: Oo)
Tobi: He was not a good boy.
(Everyone: What do you mean by that?! Kat: -grins evilly-)
Leader: … I don't even want to know.
(Leader: You just don't want me to kill you. Kat: Yup.)
Gaara: … I want to know even less than I want to know the Akatsuki leader's…
(Gaara: … Kat: So… Creepy…)
Temari: Is randomly killed by pineapples.
(Temari: What?! Kat: It's a looooooooooong story.)
Kankuro: He ate Temari's cooking…
(Temari: What's that supposed to mean?! Kat: You're cooking's terrible.)