An attempt to save tenchi

by Deathscythe069

well the title says it part 1 is not as psycottic as my others to come oh and there is a challenge for cyber hyena and herro yuyz good luck MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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An attempt to save Tenchi Part One

Disclaimer: I do not own tenchi so GeT oUt OF MY OFFICE!!

A/N: this a very psychotic fan fic and this is an S/I fic and I shall use my real name Corey

Sorry I haven't written in a loooonngggg time

Corey: Oh cool I got e-mail from tenchi my pen pal in japan

Chris: well what dose it say?

Corey: It says Dear Corey I'm am having a lot of trouble will Washu, Ryoko, and ayeka Please help me in 2 minutes from now a fedex truck will pull up and give you 2 airplane tickets to japan.

Chris: Who are ayeka, Ryoko , And Washu ,? And Why dose tenchi need help will them

Corey: * in a old grandpa voice * well sit down sonny it's a verrrry long story

Chris: I just wanna know who they are and where they came from?

Corey: well okay first off Ryoko is a space pirate and is the daughter of Washu.

Who is washu well she is the so-called genius of the universe oh and please call Washu little washu if you want her to say or do anything. Ayeka is the princess of the planet juri. And all 3 of them are all fighting for tenchi's love and that's why we have been called to help him

Chris: What do you mean we??

Corey: well lets say I need an human shield err…. A partner

* A FedEx tuck pulls up and rings the doorbell *

Corey: Oh those must be the tickets!

FedEx guy: *DING DONG DING DONG*

Corey: hello ah those must be the tickets

FedEx guy: sign here and here and here and finally sign here on the x. Good here you go!

Chris: so when do we leave

Corey: Now I guess

* Chris and Corey Get on the airplane *

Flight Attendant: Hi what class are flying in?

Corey: * in a whisper voice * 3^rd class

Fight attendant: What?

Corey: 3^rd class!

Flight attendant: what?

Corey: 3^rd class damnit!!!

* every one stares at Corey in disgust *

Chris: O-K-A-Y Corey you can stop having your issues now.

Corey: shut up you *****

* Chris and Corey in there heads * sigh this is going to one looooonnnggg plane trip.

4 hours later they arrive in Japan where Tenchi meets them

Tenchi: hey Corey sup thanks for coming

Corey: hey no problamo

Chris: hey tenchi where are all of the hot chicks

Tenchi: there at my house come on lets go.

* they arrive at tenchi's house *

Tenchi: Ryoko, Ayeka , Sasami , washu , miyoshi, dad and grandpa meet my pen-pal Corey Garlow and his friend Chris.

Chris: Zooms over to ayeka Hey chickey boo wanna go steady.

Ayeka: NO I am the 1^st crown princess of the planet juri I do not date such infferor material!!

Corey: here he goes with his pimpin act * sigh *

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! I guess you will have to wait for part 2 to be written MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH and ( Cyber Hyena ) and ( Herro YuyZ ) I challenge u two to a dule * takes out a plastic glove and slaps them both * THE DULE IS TO MAKE THE MOST PSHYCOTIC TENCHI FAN FIC EVER CREATED. MUHAHAHAHAHA * COUGH WEEZ HACK well if u accept the challenge review this fic or e-mail me at

( mew_dragonite2000@catsrule.garfield.com )

OR just ask SWORD_MASTER HE KNOWS AAAA LLLLLLOOOTTTTTT about me. SEEYA.