A/N: BEFORE YOU READ, this story is SUPPOSED to be OUT-OF-CHARACTER, POINTLESS, RANDOM, STUPID, and other synonyms for that. So don't flame me about that. There are also MANY inside jokes in this, so don't blame me for that either. HOWEVER, when I say "Number 4" or something, you might wanna know what I'm talking about. So here's "the chart", as Spellcastre and I like to call it:
1=A peck
2=Closed Mouth Kissing
3=Slight Open Mouth Kissing
4="French" Kissing/Snogging
5=Er...let's just say sensuality.
6=Say "x" ten times and you'll get what this one is.
Now READ! Er, Please.
Title: The Evil Apples Attack
Author: Microphone
Harry walked down the corridors of Hogwarts, eating apples......which are evil.....but Harry didn't know this. His ever-faithful friends, Hermione and Ron, were walking with him. They, however, were not eating evil apples,
they were eating computers. Harry suddenly ran up to Malfoy (who happend to be near him) and placed a fluff on his head.
"You are a plith," Harry proclaimed.
"I know," Malfoy answered stupedly (whick is what he was). Ron and Hermione found this paticularly amusing, so they ran to the north tower to wreak havoc on Trelawny. Which was a good thing, considering that Harry, for no apparent reason, kissed Draco. Draco kissed Harry back. They heard a clicking noise and turned to find Colin standing there with an already developed picture in his hand. Of Harry and Draco kissing. Number 4 kissing. In his other hand Harry noticed a picture of Ron and Hermione. A number 5 picture of Ron and Hermione. Draco spotted this also.
"Colin, how much do you want for that picture...."
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Three days later, Ron and Hermione were gossiping about Harry's new, number 6, relationship with Draco (Not talking WITH Draco, just about him); when Errol flew over to Ron and fell into the pumpkin juice jug, completly covering Ron. However, Ron was a bit more caring about the red envelope in Errol's beak. It immediatly opened itself and screeched,
"RON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'VE SEEN YOU DO STUPID THINGS BEFORE, BUT THIS?! IF I GET ONE MORE INKLING THAT YOU AND HERMIONE ARE DOING THINGS LIKE THIS, I WILL COME PERSONALY AND GIVE YOU A BIG WHOLLOPING WITH MY PADDLE!!"
Ron stared at the Howler for awhile before he combusted.
"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!" Hermione cried in slow motion. Harry appeard out of nowhere and turned into a giant evil apple replica and proceeded to belch out a worm onto Snapes lap. Draco looked at Harry, confused, and turned into a toilet for Myrtle. What a happy ending (Except for the Ron part)!
The end.
1=A peck
2=Closed Mouth Kissing
3=Slight Open Mouth Kissing
4="French" Kissing/Snogging
5=Er...let's just say sensuality.
6=Say "x" ten times and you'll get what this one is.
Now READ! Er, Please.
Title: The Evil Apples Attack
Author: Microphone
Harry walked down the corridors of Hogwarts, eating apples......which are evil.....but Harry didn't know this. His ever-faithful friends, Hermione and Ron, were walking with him. They, however, were not eating evil apples,
they were eating computers. Harry suddenly ran up to Malfoy (who happend to be near him) and placed a fluff on his head.
"You are a plith," Harry proclaimed.
"I know," Malfoy answered stupedly (whick is what he was). Ron and Hermione found this paticularly amusing, so they ran to the north tower to wreak havoc on Trelawny. Which was a good thing, considering that Harry, for no apparent reason, kissed Draco. Draco kissed Harry back. They heard a clicking noise and turned to find Colin standing there with an already developed picture in his hand. Of Harry and Draco kissing. Number 4 kissing. In his other hand Harry noticed a picture of Ron and Hermione. A number 5 picture of Ron and Hermione. Draco spotted this also.
"Colin, how much do you want for that picture...."
*********
Three days later, Ron and Hermione were gossiping about Harry's new, number 6, relationship with Draco (Not talking WITH Draco, just about him); when Errol flew over to Ron and fell into the pumpkin juice jug, completly covering Ron. However, Ron was a bit more caring about the red envelope in Errol's beak. It immediatly opened itself and screeched,
"RON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'VE SEEN YOU DO STUPID THINGS BEFORE, BUT THIS?! IF I GET ONE MORE INKLING THAT YOU AND HERMIONE ARE DOING THINGS LIKE THIS, I WILL COME PERSONALY AND GIVE YOU A BIG WHOLLOPING WITH MY PADDLE!!"
Ron stared at the Howler for awhile before he combusted.
"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!" Hermione cried in slow motion. Harry appeard out of nowhere and turned into a giant evil apple replica and proceeded to belch out a worm onto Snapes lap. Draco looked at Harry, confused, and turned into a toilet for Myrtle. What a happy ending (Except for the Ron part)!
The end.