Dimensional Trouble: A Stony Fic

Rated: M (to be safe and for any possible bonus chapters)

Warnings: M/M (GuyxGuy) and SPOILERS! if you haven't reached the end of Agents of SHEILD season 1.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the non-existance plot.

"Well I've got to say, when I told Jarvis to piggy back on S.H.I.E.L.D's project T.A.R.D.I.S, this is not what I was expecting to find. I mean, other dimensions? Cool! Other me's? Awesome! Other me's that are female? I can deal with that. And Hey, at least I make a pretty hot chick. . . No, you see, the thing I can't wrap my head around is... Well. . . in this other dimension with the other (female) me? That me is married. . . And you'll never guess who to.

Yep that's right folks. In another dimension there is a female me that is married to. . . Steven Rogers. . .

Like what the actual fuck!" . . . bzzzt

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The lab door opened and Tony quickly ended the audio file he'd been creating, turning his screens to a slideshow of his favorite car.

"Hello? " Tony called, his view of the door blocked.

"Tony? " The voice of none other than the super-soldier himself called.

Tony swore under his breath, but said aloud. "Hey Rogers, What's up?"

Steve came around the corner and Tony couldn't help but noticed he looked (if it was even possible) even more hansome than usually. His hair was spiked up (Natasha had told him he needed a more modern hair style, Tony had disagreed, but after the fact hadn't complained), and he was wearing a thin, light blue, long sleeve shirt and dark jeans.

As he had the week off he had neglected to shave, so a light stubble covered his jaw which Tony found himself desperately wanting to rub his nose along. "- and Coulson wanted to know how you did it. . . Tony?"

Tony's eyes flew open wider with a start. "What?"

Steve gave him an odd look. "Coulson called and wanted to know how you managed to hack into a file that was so secure even Skye couldn't get into it?"

Tony found himself chuckling. "Look that girl's good, but she's still years behind me. If they want to keep me out they'll have to do a lot better than that."

Steve frowned, "Why do you always insist on doing stuff like this?" He asked.

Tony snorted, "Seriously? I don't trust Sheild, even this new sheild, even as far as I can throw them. They've lied to us so much I think it's my duty to 'read between the lines' as it were."

Steve rubbed at his face and sighed. "Alright, I'll admit they could use some watching, but you could've at least told me about it. I don't exactly trust them either you know."

Tony's face softened a fraction. "I know, the latest project of their's isn't really all that interesting to us as Avengers though."

"What do you mean? It's interesting to us not as Avengers?" Steve asked, his expression puzzled.

Tony sucked in a breath and turned on his computer, pulling up the T.A.R.D.I.S file. He motioned Steve to the tablet at the edge of the picked it up and Tony sent the feed to him with a swipe of his fingers.

Tony waited axiously while Steve read the file. He tried to block out the sounds from the video that went with the file, he really did not need to here Steve's counterpart making the public marriage announcement when Steve was standing right there.

So instead he watched the other man's face.

At first Steve's face was serious, but as time went on it turned redder and redder. Tony would've laughed if he wasn't so nervous. what could the captain possibly be thinking? was the red blush? (like Tony secretly hoped) Or was it anger? He tried very hard not to fidget, but he failed.

Finally, after what seemed to Tony like an eternity, Steve put down the tablet.

"Wow." He said as he set it back on the desk.

"I know right?!" Tony said, not really caring his voice raised an octave. "I mean how weird is all that? I'm a woman in that universe, Natasha is head of Shield, well actually that's not that surprising. And-!"

Steve cut him off, "We're really married in another universe. . ."

"Well one where I'm a woman. . . but yeah."

"Wow." Steve walked over to the couch and sat down, shock written all over his face.

Tony didn't know what to do. Steve sat there for a while just muttering repetatively, "Married. . .Married! Married?"

Until Tony couldn't take it. "Yes Capsicle, we are married in another universe. I understand the thought must sicken you, but could you come back down to earth for a moment?"

Steve's head shot up. "It doesn't sicken me." He said, frowning.

Tony's heart skipped a beat. "What?"

Steve got up and came towards Tony, who rolled backwards.

"What do you mean?" He said giving him a slightly frightened look.

Steve advanced till Tony had nowhere else to go. "I mean I'm that there's at least one universe where I've got the balls to take what I want. What I've wanted for a long time."

Tony's eyebrows shot up, had he heard that right? "What?" Tony cursed himself for his speaklessness. But his mind was soon otherwise occupied as Steve leaned down with his hands on Tony's armrests and kissed the billionair forcefully.

Tony was ashamed at the sqeak that got trapped in his throat.

Steve ended the kiss after only a moment and stood up. Tony just sat there with his mouth open. Steve gave him a look he couldn't read and walked off without another word.

"W-wait!" Tony said uselessly to the closed door moments later.

'What the hell was that!' Tony thought as he stared at the door, still too shocked to move.

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Steve waited till he in the hall to collapse. What the hell had he been thinking! 'It must've been the shock.' he thought as he picked himself up off his knees.

"Hey Jarvis? Steve asked the empty hallway.

"Yes Master Roger's?"

"Could you give feed from the lab?" Steve asked.

"Certainly sir." The A.I said as a live video feed of the lab was projected onto the wall.

Steve saw Tony still sitting where he had left him and he continued to sit there for a few minutes. Finally he got up and began to pace, his lips moving.

"Jarvis, can you give me audio?"

"-issed me. . . He kissed me! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?! What the fuck did it even mean! Does he have feelings for me? Well I guess that little speech does point that way. . . but what the hell!" Tony threw up his hands in confusion. "Why me? I was completely set to pine the rest ofmy days away and never say anything! Now what! Damn it Captain Rogers! Why do you have to be so damn desirable!"Steve gasped, Tony did like him after all! Steve bit his lip, Should he go back in there? Should he say something? What should he do?!

Fortunately the decision was taken from him when Tony's exit from the lab slipped his notice and he was faced with the man himself. Tony didn't even questioin why Steve was still there. He simply marched up to Steve, fisted his shirt and kissed him.

Steve was shocked for only a moment before he responded, wrapping his arms around the smaller man and pulling him close.

'Well there's your answer.' Both men thought.

Tony pulled back from the kiss first, and looked up into Steve's sparkling blue eyes "Do you think this is what they call destiny?" He asked.

Steve smiled at the man in his arms, "I think it might be." He replied, before diving in for another kiss.

So there it is, just a little something, I may add a second chapter, or I may not. all Depends.

Also. . . I'm sorry I couldn't resist the Doctor Who reference. hehe :3