"In your dreams Tony!!" Ziva threw a stapler towards Tony, him ducking just in time. The stapler hit the filing cabinet.
"I could get you done for assault you know!"
"Yeah, I know, but I didn't actually assault you….it would have been the stapler that actually hurt you, not me. So you'd have to arrest a stapler.
HAHA!!" Ziva laughed to herself, finding her own joke amusing.
"That's not even funny, Daviiiiiiid!"
"It's not actually….all I have to do is look at your face, and I'm breaking up!"
"It's cracking up dear, not breaking up" Tony corrected Ziva, getting up to pick the stapler off the ground.
Ziva lent over her desk to get a look of the view. She sat back down when Tony turned around.
"I think maybe we should go now….seeing as there isn't anyone else here." Ziva said, trying to make DiNozzo nervous.
"Well….seeing as everyone else has gone home, and Abby & McGee are together at home, and Ducky & Gibbs have gone round one of their homes, its only fair that you stay at mine." Tony and Ziva got up, picking up their bags.
" I can look after myself….if you couldn't tell!!"
"Yeah…..but better safe than sorry!" Tony grabbed Ziva from behind, and handcuffed her.
"Well, I could now get YOU done for assault!"
"You couldn't, because we are all supposed to be with at least one member of the team. I'd just say you weren't co-operating, and that something dangerous could happen to either of us, which wouldn't be good for the team would it?" They made their way to the elavator, Ziva struggling, trying to be reasonably comfortable in the handcuffs.
"Well DiNozzo, I may have to punish you when we get back then!" The elevator doors closed. Tony smiling.