A/N - I'm so jet lagged. I was tired all day yesterday and then during the night I was wide awake. So I wrote this because I needed my energy to recharge on the Kim Kardashian game (yeah, that's how wide awake I was...). Hope you all enjoy! Inspired by The Gradation Transmission (8x22) because that episode is AWESOME. :)

"Ta-dah!" Penny grinned as she stepped out of her bathroom, twisting from side to side.

"Umm, what's happening?" Leonard wasn't sure if he was confused or aroused by the sight of his fiancée in a cheerleading outfit, but he sure as hell wasn't going to take his eyes off her. Had he travelled back in time and used his current wisdom to score the hottest cheerleader?

"I found my old cheerleading uniform so I put it on! It still fits! Well, it's kinda tight and short, but... that's hardly a bad thing." Penny grinned. "The perks of being in Omaha, right?"

Standing up, Leonard nodded enthusiastically. "Uh-huh. It really is a perk."

"Think of it as me doing my part for the time you read me your commencement speech and I said I was a distinguished cheerleader." Swaying her hips, Penny made her way over to him slowly. "What do you think?"

"I think you look insanely sexy." Leonard held his hands out to her. "Does this uniform come with a belt for an evening look too?"

"Are you kidding me? This is a skirt and shirt two-piece; it's an all-day look." Penny's eyes twinkled as she stepped into his arms.

Chuckling, Leonard nodded. "Well, I'm hardly one to question the uniform of a distinguished cheerleader. This is actually the first time I'm standing this close to one. The prettiest one too!"

"Oh yeah? I can make this experience even better for you."

"I don't think it gets better than this."

Raising a brow, Penny smirked. "I'm not wearing any underwear beneath this uniform. I thought I'd test your theory of how freeing it is."

"And how is it?"

"Kinda chilly." Penny admitted. "But I know a way you could fix that."

She leaned in to kiss him, and he didn't need any further prompting to respond. His hands wandered down her back to her ass, going beneath her skirt as if to make sure she wasn't lying about the no underwear thing. Evidently this was a sensation Penny enjoyed as she moaned into his mouth, letting his hands take over her body.

"Hey guys we're ready to- oh!"

"Mom!"

Penny jumped back, blushing a deep red. Suddenly she felt like her teenage self, alone in her room with a guy and her mother catching them out. Leonard didn't know what to do with his hands, stepping back and placing them by his sides before moving them behind his back as twiddling his fingers nervously.

Clearing her throat, Meryl raised her brows. "I was just coming to tell you that we're ready to go to the grocery store; I wasn't aware you guys had changed your minds and planned a new itinerary."

"We... uh, will be down in a couple minutes. I thought we were going later."

"This is later." Meryl pointed out. "We told you, six o'clock."

"Right." Penny nodded. Okay, perhaps she had forgotten. But in her defense, it wasn't her fault she looked so good in her old uniform. "Just give us a few minutes."

"I'm hoping that's not what you're wearing to the store." Meryl said, giving Penny a pointed look before closing the door.

Awkwardly, Penny stepped toward Leonard. "I am very sorry about that."

"It's not my ass that was exposed." Leonard shrugged, smirking slightly. "Do you still remember any routines? Or any moves?"

Slapping his arm, Penny shook her head in disbelief. "We have groceries to go and buy!"

"Is that a no?"

"You'll find out later." Penny winked, before turning to get changed. "I also packed that graduation cap and gown, just so you know. We should probably buy some champagne at the store."