Chapter 1: The Housemates

8:15 AM. The Super Smash Brothers are in the Living room. Big Brother will talk to the Super Smash Brothers in one minute.

Mario tried to leave the room, to no avail (1). He then turned as red as his overalls. A voice coming from no-where startled him. Cuz, like, who wouldn't be startled by an unexpected disembodied voice?

"Super Smash Brothers, This is Big Brother. You have been selected to star in a reality TV show which examines the breakdown of morals and social order in a isolated group. You are currently being broadcast around the globe. Please do not swear-"

"Who the fuck arranged this deal?" shouted Fox.

"Pikachu, Fox has just volunteered to help you test your thesis: 'Electricity cannot kill Super Smash Brothers'. The arena is not currently active; you can use it to prevent any mess on the floor."

Fox screamed at the evil grin that had overtaken Pikachu's face, making him look like a yellow and black Cheshire Mouse.

"The doors are now locked and you are now sealed inside of the mansion." A scream came from the arena and the remaining Brothers clapped.

"We have built a Diary Room that is connected to the back door of the mansion. This is where you must go if you wish to talk to Big Brother. Big Brother will give further instructions in five minutes."

Pikachu walked back into the room, the Cheshire grin once again on his face.

"Well, it's holding out so far, he's still breathing. Just" he added under his breath. Fox crawled back into the room, dragging himself jerkily as the electricity affected his muscles.

Mario fiddled with his cap. Donkey Kong plaited (yes, plaited) his eyebrows (imagine Donkey Kong with plaits. Now laugh. I mean it or no more Super Smash Big Brother). Link impaled his foot with the Master Sword. Samus fiddled in switches. Samus' arm cannon blew up. Kirby stole Mario's hat and ate it. Mario pulled out a white hat with a red 'M' and fiddled with it. Fox shot his blaster at Link. Link pulled the Master Sword out of his foot (2a) and reflected the shot (2b) back at Fox. Fox used his reflector to shoot the bolt back at Link. Link and Fox started a game of laser pong. Pikachu decided to be the next Baron Frankenstein (sans the lightning rod). Yoshi tied his tongue in a knot. None of them liked waiting, so the news that they had to was unwelcome.

Luigi stepped back from the glass dome(notice there is always a glass dome on the roof of all important buildings) and put the glass cutter back in the bag of tools(3) and pulled out a grappling hook. He walked over to Captain Falcon to -

"Show me your moves!"

Luigi's eye's glazed over.

"Would you like to shut up?!" he screamed, picking up Captain Falcon and throwing him (with considerable effort) through the hole in the glass dome. He carried on walking to find Ness and Jigglypuff. One of them would listen to him.

Samus walked over to the door Pikachu had dragged Fox through.

"Hey guys, what's this button do?" said Samus, pointing at a button that said '1P'.

"No idea, press it," said Yoshi,(summing up the last words said by all those parts of the world underwater, fenced off or still smoking) before pressing it himself.

The floor dropped from the room, and the entire contents, excluding all furniture and anything else not living, dropped with it. The floor then rose back up, but with none of the SSB on it.

A voice rang out again in the room underneath.

"Choose your Character!"

"I'll-a do it," said Mario, "Whatever-a it is."

He appeared through a warp pipe, on the roof of Hyrule Castle. Link appeared in a light from above, near the spire.

"Link! What's-a going on?"

"Who is Link?" he replied in a monotone.

"3...2...1...GO!"

Link pulled out his bow and drew an arrow. Mario ducked just in time.

"If that's-a how you want to play-a this..."

Link pulled out a bomb. Mario shot a fireball at him, causing the bomb to explode in Link's face. Link plummeted off the roof. Mario rushed over to the edge and looked down. He saw Link become engulfed in a blast of light, and then... nothing.

Where had Link gone? And where were the others?

And it's off. If you want a specific character to win, from any of the games, PM me with who you want to win. I'm also hoping to have more spoofs of movies and stuff.

(1) – This was not because the door was locked, but it was a glass door next to a plate glass window which he has walked into.

(2a) – insert Star Wars lightsaber sound effect here.

(2b) – insert Star Wars deflected bolt sound effect here.

(3) – which he had stolen from a man on the next building, who fell through another glass dome into a hall full of terrorists. Shortly after a bout of excitement, 007 met Ian Flemming.