Dear Dumb Diary of the Undead.
I dont really know where I'm gonna go with this but i'm sure it will be OK! I own nothing!
chap 1
I really don't see the point in this. Its supposed to be for English, but I don't go to a proper school. I'm tutoured by Grammy Esme which I suppose is Ok but I don't actually know many kids my age. No pun intended, because I don't exactly have an age. One week I'll look ten and then the month after I'll look twelve. I can't wait for the next two years to pass because then I will be frozen in age and I can go to school. Why? Because I am a half human half vampire baby.
My name is Renesmee and my actual age is 6, although currently I look 12. My parents look 17 and 18, although actually one ,in vampire years, is six and the other is...wait for it...114! Gross right! Mum nags me for technically dating her 20 year old best friend Jacob Black. Its not his fault that he's a ware wolf and he imprinted on me...
Anywhoo, Gramma Esme has just looked at the pretty new book she gave me and said that she carefully explained the first paragraph had to be about family.
So, here I go.
My mother is called Isabella Cullen (nee Swan) and she met my father when she moved to Forks about nine years ago Back then she was a Vampire but when she gave birth to me I sort of ended her human life. But thats too long a story. My father is called Edward Cullen and he is a vampire (duh) and he has four 'adopted' vampire siblings,
Alice, Jasper, Rose and Emmett.
I have to go and hunt but tomorrow I shall write about the rest of my family, human and immortal.