"Waz up?"
camraman: CUT!!! Link, now, the narrator said that you asked whats up, you don't hafta say wuz up, because the readers already know you asked that, so you don't hafta ask that. Because, when you said wuz up, you were like repeating what the narrator just said, you were like, saying it twice. GOOD GRIEF I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!!!!!! Cursed Sword, Act 1, take 2.
Zelda: "Nothing really is up Link. I am so depressed."
Link: Why?
Zelda: The cursed sword is loose in hyrule, now hyrule will be...oh...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT!! (pulls out script and scans it) Ah yes...
Zelda: Ehem, Now Hyrule will be (VERY DRAMATIC MUSIC) CURSED!!!!! (zelda breaks down crying)
Link: (rolls his eyes) Well Zelda, I don't know what you are going to do about it. (walks away)
camraman: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link, you are supposed to HELP Zelda, not walk away from her!!!!!!
Link: WHAT!?! She pulls out the script in the middle of this thing and you are getting on to ME!?!?!?!
Zelda: What!?!?!?! LINK...ARE YOU TELLING ON ME!!!!!!! (gasps) Camraman!!!! Link is being a butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
camraman: Link, Zelda has to pull out the script, pulling out the script is what makes this drama fic so humerous!
Link: (Sighs and gives camraman a weird look) Ok...
Camraman: I don't feel like saying what act or scene it is, just go!
Link: Alright Zelda, I will get rid of the sword, where is it?
Zelda: I don't know...FIND IT YOURSELF!!!!
Link: (Looks at camraman and is waiting for him to get on Zelda's case, but he doesn't. Determined not to get in trouble again, Link leaves and decides to get on with the fic)
Link: Hey mister, do you know where the (DRAMATIC MUSIC) cursed sword is?
Mister: Yeah, it in the potion shop.
Link: Wow, that was easy.
Link goes to the potion shop, but it is the wrong one, he walks to another one, muttering and cursing.
He finds the correct one.
Link: Hey, may I please buy the (you guessed it... DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) cursed sword?
Woman: Ummm...
Link: Please?
Women: ummmm...
Link: PLEASE!?!?!?!?!
Woman: "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BUY--"
Link threw a bag of rupees at her, and took the cursed sword. "KEEP THE CHANGE YOU EVIL HAG!!!!!" he yelled as he ran away.
Link took the sword to the well in Kakariko. He threw it in.
Link: There, Zelda and everyone else will think it is gone forever!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dramatic and slow music) The sword falls down the well. Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...Down...DOWN!!!!!
It (FINALLY) hits bottom. A Redead at the bottom of the well takes one look at it, and picks it up. After he picks it up, he glows, dark, misty blue. He gains more power. More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...More...AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He carrys the sword, he is now stronger than DODONGO, BONGO BONGO, GANON , well, maybe not Ganon, but you get the idea.
He leaves, the cursed sword in hand, looking for the hero of time who, once sliced him to bits at the bottom of the well, he wants...REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!