A/N: I wrote this during a particularly boring Chinese concert seeing as my first lemon fiction was not going well. I had a bout of inspiration.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Death Note or the Fairly Odd Parents.
Summary: L gets a confession.
Recorded Confession
L brushed a lock of pitch black hair out of his eyes, being an insomniac had its pro and cons. Unexpectedly, however, the pros outweighed the cons.
Yes, it had finally all paid off.
The lack of cable, caused L to be forced to watch a children's program, Nickelodeon, mindless cartoons with no apparent meaning blaring on the goggle box, when he was not staring and clicking relentlessly at the computer. The animations were over exaggerated, the characters were unlikable, not to mention the incredibly weird storyline and some even had illogical plots. To make matters worse, some of the content was slightly gay.
Yet it had all finally paid off.
There was an evil smirk plastered onto L's usually calm face. A cartoon induced plan had given him an idea.
A fabulous idea.
With the knowledge that Light usually went to bed while he stayed up late watching continuous reruns of cartoons, there was absolutely no way that Light could have watched that particular show and derived that special plan.
At that moment, said person had stepped out of the toilet. He noticed the completely out of character grin on L's face and was immediately on guard.
L took the moment of silence to speak. "Yagami-kun, now that I have found that all the evidence points to you, and I have seen with my own eyes, you indeed possess a Death Note; thus, you must be Kira. I have proof."
Light seemed to deflate with relief, L would never be able to prove it was his, yet the wary look stayed. L was probably going to try and make him admit he was Kira. Well, it was not going to work!
His confidence had dropped down a few notches, however.
After all, L was smirking.
Wordlessly, L brandished a piece of black plastic, it was a tape recorder. A single click echoed throughout the now silent room.
Hi, my name is Light Yagami and I am Kira.
The 'am Kira' seemed to have been voiced by a high-pitched L.
Light relaxed, it was all just a hoax.
Still, he was indignant that L had framed him by using his own voice to recorder such a blasphemous confession.
As if to induce a sense of guilt in L, he declared, "Ryuuzaki-kun, I never said 'I am Kira!' It seems your little attempt to attain evidence has failed."
It was a little too late before he realized what he had just said.
He clapped his hand over his mouth, inducing a metallic click from the links in the handcuff.
L's smirk grew wider and more malicious as he brandished a second tape recorder from behind his back. Clicking the play button for both the first then second recorders, the recording sounded something like this…
Click.
Hi, my name is Light Yagami and I-
Click.
Click.
-Am Kira!
"You are quite stupid aren't you?" The familiar voice mocked as the handcuffs jingled once more.
Light paled considerably.
The End
A/N: Or is it? Anyway, did I mention I have never watched Death Note before? Eheh. My friend will prolly want to review this first since she was the one who got me hooked, so I guess this is for her. Myouu. I've only gotten all the info I know from her, fan art and fan fiction. Wow, that was weird.
Ah, finally, I added more details, NOW it's more presentable. I hope the descriptions were okay.