Jane's sitting in the bullpen, and she furtively eyes Korsak at his desk. She holds up her pen and plays the detective serious at work - she's not going to get her head examined, it was a minor bump for reputation's sake! She's a detective, not a five year old whiny - oh look, I wrote Maura's name…Isn't Maura the prettiest…
"Jane?"
Jane looks up from her desk, ready to scowl if Korsak pesters her to head to the hospital again. "May I help you sergeant Korsak?"
Korsak clears his throat and looks back to his desk, deciding that it's best for him to not - how are the kids saying it nowadays? - out his clueless partner after all.
Jane scrunches up some scrap document and tosses it Korsak's way, "I am okay, look at my aim!" She smirks, glowing with pride.
Korsak looks up at Jane, "Whatever you say Jane," he looks back down at his desk, trying not to mention that Jane has been singing like a broken, but surprisingly melodious, record about Doctor Isles's beauty, and grace, for the past ten minutes.
A/N: Hi there, thank you, for the time~
Here are credit mentions, and I'm placing them at the bottom because, I might have this tendency to type a lot...
From the summary or description part of the fanfic:
"Jane has a concussion, and things just start slipping out" and "but she doesn't realize she's saying these things out loud" comes from argyle-s and is also the starter of this whole prompt idea.
"Absolutely anything that hits Jane's frontal lobe comes out, in a way that makes her more like Maura so even Maura might not completely notice" and "and everyone keeps trying to shuffle them around so they don't accidentally cross lines they don't mean to" comes from cokecam and thus added on to the prompt idea.
actual-human-girl is who I first saw this prompt idea from, and chapter one happened.
feltknickers is who I next saw again this prompt post from, and chapter two and three happened.
Most importantly, the gif that started it all comes from shycube and, thank you - to all I have mentioned, for allowing me to continue with this prompt.
Hmm. To note also, the content of the chapters here have been slightly edited and will differ slightly to the posts on Tumblr. Also, the title is of my own picking. I'm just mentioning this because, it sounds kinda sorta something (weird perhaps?) but I assure you, I had a plan when I thought of that title - and it's none of the above users fault that the title sounds so kinda sorta something. Thank you, for the time~ =)