Chapter 1
America:Is everyone present?
EVERYONE:PRESENT
Britain:Any ideas because if there are none I find this pointless, I have people who I have to meet.
France:As if you have friends besides your imaginary unicorns and fairies.
Britain:Oh at least I can take a few insults about the way I dress.
*Constant France and Britain arguing*
America:...
*China playing with a hello kitty doll*
America:Um,you guys,
*France and Britain arguing and hitting each other*
*America walks in the fight and tries to break it up*
Canada:...I'm still here...
Britain:Fine we'll stop arguing! *Angrily takes China's doll and rips it's head off*
China:...
*China falls to the ground on his knees*
China:NO!
(Somewhere else...)
Italy:JAPAN!
*Japan turns around*
Italy:No time to explain! Don't turn around! JUST RUN!
*Starts running with Italy*
Japan:Itary,Itary, why are we running?!
Italy:Because, they will kill us!
Japan:Who?
*Japan turns around and sees a lot of fat large cats*
Japan:...?
Italy:No,don't look at them! They are not even cute!
Japan:Why are we running from a bunch of cats?
Italy:Because, because...I don't know...?
*They both stop*
*The cats start meowing*
Italy:No, please, please let me live!
*A cat go's on his lap*
*Italy falls on his back frozen with a cat on his stomach*
*Japan watches the other cats leave*
Japan:Ok Itary, lets go...
*Italy frozen with a cat sleeping on his stomach*
Japan:*sigh* *Drags Italy with the cat on his shoulder*
Later...
Germany: COUNTDOWN!
Italy:...
Japan:NI
Germany:Italy! WAKE UP!
Italy:...
Japan: He's been through a lot today...
Germany: *sigh* Zen training is over.
Japan: *sighs*
Italy:...
Somewhere else
America:...
Britain:...
France:...
Russia:...
Canada:...I'm still here...
China:...
America:...So i guess...the meeting is over...
China:No, its not over until Blitain apologizes!
Britain: FOR WHAT!?
China:For killing my kitty!
France: *covers his mouth trying not to laugh*
Britain:*Stands up* Are you accusing me of killing a toy!?
China:For your information, hello kitty is not a toy!
France: *Falls on the floor laughing*
*Russia, America, and Canada leave while France is on the floor laughing and Britain and China are fighting*