Dear diary,
I want to be a
PRINCESS
Why?
Because princesses can run off with their princes
{James}
Because princesses can snog who they choose
{James again}
Because princesses can get rid of that pesky girl he's dating
{7th year Hufflepuff}
Because princesses get what they want
You guessed it
{James}
I want to be a
PRINCESS
{As long as James is the prince}