Sealand answered the phone. "Hello, this is-" He was cut off.

"Sealand. Is your father there? Or your, um, Finland?"

"Who's this?" Sealand frowned.

"It's England."

"Oh, hello Jerkland!" He smiled, loving the response he was about to get for being so upbeat.

"What's there to be happy about? I don't like you! What is your bloody problem? You are not a country! Not a country!" England yelled into the phone.

"Yes." Sealand sat down at the kitchen table, phone still in hand.

"Yes what?" England questioned.

"Yes, I am a country."

"No! No, you are not a bloody country!"

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not! Anyways, I want to talk to Sweden, not you. Where is he?"

"In a meeting." Sealand replied calmly.

"Finland?"

"With Sweden, in a meeting."

"Fine. Can you give him a message?"

"Maybe. Maybe not."

"I give up! I'm going to call his fucking cell phone!" England screamed.

"What? What does 'fucking' mean?" Sealand asked.

"Nothing!" With that England hung up. Sealand frowned and wondered what that word meant. Just then, Sweden and Finland walked in the door. Finland walked upstairs to his bedroom. Sweden got himself a glass of water.

"Daddy, what does 'fucking' mean?" Sweden did a spit take.

"Where did you hear that?" He asked.

"Jerk England called on the phone and said 'I'm going to call his fucking cell phone.' What does 'fucking' mean.?"

Sweden frowned. "I'm going to go have a talk with England about language." He walked out the door without answering his son's question. Sealand walked upstairs to his 'mother's' room. The door was open, and Finland was reading.

"Mommy, what does 'fucking' mean?" Finland stared at him silently for a moment. Then he replied.

"Don't say that word."

"But what does it mean?"

"Nothing!" Finland went back to reading. Sealand shrugged and walked out. Later, there would be a world meeting. He could ask people then.

Haha, poor Sealand. Comment on who he should ask next chapter will probably be France and America. I'll make it as long as I need to to get everyone's requests in if possible.

Sorry I can't stand writing how Sweden talks with all the apostrophes and stuff. Use your imagination!