To my youthful new pen-pal!
I was so overjoyed upon receiving your hip and cool letter that I did 1,000 push ups to celebrate. I have no doubt that you are also participating in your own unique and exuberant celebration.
In case you are wondering I am Konoha's Beautiful Green Beast Maito Gai! You are no doubt stunned, but do not fear for I am nothing more than a humble jonin dedicated to spreading and preserving the wonderful power of youth.
It is my goal to be a readily available fountain of youthful wisdom throughout your days as a cadet. So, please, do not hesitate to ask me anything that may trouble you, for I will always be willing to spread my fantastic youthful wisdom and experience with you, a valuable member of the newest generation.
Yours Truly,
Maito Gai