Title: Of their love and others ways to survive.
Summary: Series of independent moments in the life of Bruce and Blair, as friends, as a couple, as married.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Gossip Girl belongs to Cecily von Ziegesar; producers and a lot people in CW. If Gossip Girl was mine, Serena and Nate had ended together.
The Dark Knight trilogy and Batman belong to their respective owners, and I can only thank Christopher Nolan for choosing Christian Bale as Batman.
Author's Note: English isn't my first language, I am so sorry if I made grammar mistakes.
Batman does not robberies. Well, maybe when circumstances require it, such as research or find evidence, but definitely doesn't robberies of ice cream.
But trust Blair Wayne née Waldorf, was the one to force him to do so.
So there he was, Häagen-Dazs, disabling security cameras to take a pound of ice cream for Blair. Who, as if that were possible, had become even more of a manipulative bitch with the pregnancy.
He loved her, of course he did, and that's why was in the ice cream shop, but that did not mean he did not know her faults.
"Are you going to take a long time?" Was the first thing Blair said when he answered the tumbler's phone.
At moments like that, he was very grateful to his informatics skills to create an encrypted system. It would be such ironic to find who is Batman when someone of the fashion industry tried to intervene in Mrs. Wayne's phone.
"As soon I finish a tour in Bowery, I will be back". He replied. Blair usually just called him in the early morning when she was out of town and wanted to be sure everything was in order, so it seemed odd to call him when she was in Wayne Manor.
"Good. We no longer have any ice cream and your child wants ice cream". She demanded.
"Blair, it's 2 am, there is no longer ice cream shop open..."
"What is the point of practically owns the city, if you cannot open the shops at your whim?" Blair responded with irritation and he could almost see her rolling her eyes.
"Yeah, well, park in front of a store with the tumbler is not very subtle, you know?"
"You do not even use that excuse on me, it's easier for you strain as your powerful friend than as the Prince of Gotham". And then she ended the call.
Bruce just shook his head. At what time he fall in love with her, he does not know. But neither was as if had had opportunity to not do so, she basically was running through his veins even before noticing it. Bruce smiled and turned to go to the Diamond District. He never been able to deny anything to her.