Dolls
A/N This idea popped into my head whilst falling asleep, looking dreamily at my Captain Jack doll next to my bed. The Torchwood team get their hands on their six inch plastic counterparts…..
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"I am worth way more than £6.99", complained Jack, holding up a coloured cardboard box, with the word "Torchwood" printed across the top.
"Be happy you're not 50 off", pointed out Ianto distastefully, regarding the back of his box with interest. "Ooh, look here: "Ianto doll comes with coffee maker" "
"I look like a man." Said Tosh, in a flat tone, her displeased gaze focused on the object behind the plastic panel that was on the front of all the boxes. "Oh God, they've given me bushy eyebrows."
Gwen, however, was pleased with her six inch look-alike. She had broken into her box and was holding the doll out in the light coming from a nearby lamp, so as to get a better look at it. "Nice lips. And look at my waist! And my hips! Mind you", she added, looking round at the others, "is my bum really that –"
"No." The whole team chorused instantly, without raising their heads.
"How d'you get into these things?" Asked Owen, trying in vain to pull apart the wires holding his counterpart in place. "Ha!" He cried, snatching up a pair of pliers that were left lying around, and cutting through the bonds to release the doll. "Oh yes – one hot bod!"
"Oh, Owen." Said Gwen, looking at him in dismay, then turned her glance to the figure in his hand. "Mind you, nice –"
"I have never worn that neckerchief in my life." Stated Jack.
"And we thank God for that everyday", said Tosh, looking at the colours on the said neckerchief.
"Hey guys," Ianto looked up from amongst the wreckage of cardboard and wire scattered all over the floor, "did you know you can get a Myfanwy the pterodactyl action figure?"
A/N Heeee.. oh please make the rest of the Torchwood gang into dolls! R & R :-)