"Where can I park my space ship?"
"Is this the right time plane?"
"I'm an Esper/Time Traveler/Alien/ or any other supernatural beings.
Come in a space ship for your first SoS Brigade meeting
Speak Alien tongue
Walk through walls during meetings
Summon Bahamut
(Common Alien Phrase) "Take me to your leader."
Shout-"Ah crap! I'm late" then use time machine
Use a Time Turner
Say "You humans are so emotional."
Say "Who is this Haruhi Suzumyia and where can I find them. I need to neutralize her."
Teleport
Shout "I kill Kyon!" and repeat
Stab yourself and forget to bleed
Grow an extra limb
Be cute with large breasts (More defined)
Cut yourself and forget to leave a scratch
glow
Light a blaze without burning
Die one day and appear fine the next
Say, "I read your mind. It is soooooooooo twisted."
Say "Kyon, your mine!" the proceed to to pounce on him and kiss him.
Bring Asakura back and set her on Kyon
Get Mikuru to have a reduction. :(