Welcome to Manga Muffin Madness! First, thank you for taking the time to look at this insane story, and I hope you enjoy it. Before we begin, I'd like to try to give an explanation of this story, and of some of its characters. The actual story begins in the next chapter, so if you want to just plunge on into the chaos blindly, go ahead!

I warn you, though, in the random words of Chef Brian from the hilarious Ctrl-Alt-Del comics… "BEGONE! This is not for your brains!" :)

This is a story that my friend themoonlitfire (Jenny) and I started writing about two years ago… It was trapped in an old notebook, which was recently unearthed from my desk.

Start with two parts crazy-anime-fangirl, add one part somewhat-more-sane-friend, and mix in (with love!) many different anime and manga characters to taste. And there you have Manga Muffin Madness!

Here is a convenient list of characters in the story… (this list may be updated in the future with the addition of more chapters. Jenny and I did not finish the story two years ago, but here are all the characters that were added back then!)

Katie- aka, First Mate Kate, aka, KatietheSpaztastic! Uses special pirate cutlass and magic cookies of unknown power…

Jenny- aka, the Pyromaniac, aka, Themoonlitfire! Has a flamethrower nicknamed 'Mr. Pyro,' and has a strange love of orange juice…

Sean- aka, the Bunny Slayer! When he's not running away from the bunnies he supposedly slays, he bakes unique magic muffins; and he was a penguin in a past life!

Duzell- aka, the dreaded Vampire King from Vampire Game! He is one of the few sane people in the group.

Shigure- aka, the pervert from Fruits Basket! Obtains a cursed dog collar, and cannot resist young ladies!

Rune- aka, the girly elf warrior of Dragon Knights! Uses magic ribbon and for some reason is extremely vain in this story!

Sango- aka, the ex-demon exterminator, now Pervert Slayer! Besides her well-known ninja weapons and Hiraikotsu, she now has a special Mallet of Doom!

More characters may be added later…

Now, please go enjoy the story. :) And btw, this story will be told in the form of a script, unlike a normal fanfic. This is how it was originally written, and any changes to that, I believe, would ruin the charm.

Phew! You read all of this? Congrats! hands you cookie :D No need to review this particular chapter lol… but if you like, review the others! Now go read! NOW!