THE EPIC OF ZELDA
Welcome to the fanfic! Now before you get on my case about the horrible grammar and horrid plot in this story, let me explain. It's SUPPOSED to be bad. This fic is actually a parody of some fics with less than spectacular writing. I'm not trying to offend anyone with poor English, I'm just having a laugh. So here's your warning: If you want a decent plot that makes any sense at all, avoid this story at all costs. As for the rest of us, let's give this bad boy a read...
one day ganon was flying down the street of hyrule on his honda civic when link jumped out and kicked him really really hard in the bum. Link yelled at him like "shame on you ganon you know you cant go to hyule your not allowed to go to hyrule get out of hyrule please and thank you." But then ganon goes " no thank YOU" and punch links nose in. Link makes a noise like ouch and burnt ganon wit his lazer eyes. "Ow why you burn me i wanted to buy a soda". Ganon said but he was ded so then he goes "too bad i died i guess ill come back another day" Then link said "yes goodbye ganon" and ganon went away. Then princess peach comez out and sees link and shes like "wow link you got rid of ganon" and links like "yea i no" and she said "i have to tell u something" and linx like "what now" and shes like "marry me" and hes saying "yup" but then the big alien xenomorph arose from the depths of hell and went like "nooo shes my woman you dimwit" and then he bit link in the face soooo hard with his tooth and his other tooths. then link says "ooooooow" and he drowned to death and xenomorph said "mushroomgirl be my mushroom girl" but peach goes away and the aliens like "darn". Then scatman john jump in and start scattin. The aliens like "screw this im goin back to my grampas" and he did. Then Wolf O Donnel says through the communicator on his arwing "cmon guys lets catch slippy and make him do our math hoomework. Then THE GREAT LEON says "yes my liege" and blew up the great fox with a BFN (big fat nuke) so slippy comes out in a great old parachute yellin "uh oh crap THE GREAT LEONs comin at me i better escape help me somebody anybody help me" then michael jackson turns into a arwing and shoots out the glass on THE GREAT LEONs ship. Then he turn back to human and grabs THE GREAT LEONS crotch, causing his brain to rupture so he aint alive no more so he dies. Then wolfs like "oh fudgicles ive been foiled again. next time jackson neeext tiiime." Then Michaels like "yeah whatever" and he turns into airplane and floats away. And then and then meanwhile back at xenomorphs grampas house xenomorph steps through the door and his grampappys like "come in my boy mr beans about to start and how was your day anyway" and the alien says "uck you wouldnt beleeve it."
THE END And then the Grinch, yes, he himself, cut the roast beast!