Author's Note: I've always wanted to write a lemony story in blog format. I started a One Piece fanfic in diary form, which is kind of the same, but it was aimed at younger viewers. It was about Luffy's adventures at sea and he wrote a diary about his thoughts and the things he's discovered. I didn't know what I was doing with it so I scrapped it. It really sucked. For this, I have a whole "arc" planned out and I think it's really interesting... and perverted. I can't tell you enough how M rated this story is, so... this is your last warning! Turn back now if you don't want to read about girls with big wieners and... cum flying everywhere! Yes, you will be reading about a lot of cum and other things, in great detail too. There might be some taboo stuff as well but we'll go over that later. There's no shame in hitting the back button so you can get the fuck out of here. For those of you still with me, good job. Perverts.

Story Note: This is written in Satomi's point of view, sharing her thoughts and soon-to-be crazy life. I've planned her character out for almost a week but I only gave her a name just recently. I've based a part of her personality and thoughts on my own to make it more genuine. Don't expect any lemony stuff just yet as Satomi is just starting out on her blog, but there will be some pervy stuff soon. I hope you don't mind the length of these "chapters", it is supposed to be a blog after all. Some will be long and others will be short. That's what she said. Comments and reviews are optional but greatly appreciated. *bites down gently on her bottom lip while twirling her hair*


I Am Satomi

Arc 1: Genesis

March 21st, 2017 - 8:11pm

Funny story. Well, maybe for some of you, not me. I've spent a few days customizing my new blog and now I don't know what to write for my first entry. I wrote some notes on a piece of paper specifically for my introductory post and now I can't fucking find it. Way to go, Satomi, kudos for being worthless once again. I guess I'll just write whatever comes to mind and hope I'm not a boring piece of shit. Pardon my French, but swearing is in my nature when my emotions are imbalanced. Fuck. Shit. Son of a bitch. Asshole. Cunt. Motherfucker. Cum on my fucking tits. I apologize for that last one, it was uncalled for.

Anyway, my name is Satomi Kurogane and I am a senior at the most boring high school in Tokyo, maybe all of Japan. I can't wait to graduate so I can travel around the world and visit historic landmarks. The top three landmarks I want to see are the Grand Canyon in the United States, Machu Picchu in Peru, and Uluru in Australia. I've always wanted to travel the world, I even have a lot of money saved up from babysitting and working at a restaurant. I realize that I'm going to need a lot more money to pursue my dream, but at least I'm working towards it. Go me!

I guess I should describe a little about myself since I can't remember shit from my notes. I have long black hair that goes down to the middle of my back, but I usually style it up with a cute cat hair tie when I'm at school. I have ocean blue eyes, I'm about 5'3", I live with my parents and sister until I move out next year, and I have big boobs. Okay, that last one was a lie. I'm only a 36b.

Now you know a bit about me. Hopefully my next blog post will be something more interesting. Ciao for now!