Eggman: Escape
By Judge Neusy
By Grand Master Shoma
We'll be blunt: We do not own these characters, but we own this fanfic. Don't steal it.
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(Eggman is in front of a camera)
Eggman: People of Earth, I am going to show you one of my greatest hits! It's "Escape". Similar to Enrique Iglesias, but more HORRIBLE-- I mean, better... AKA Eggman becoming Enrique Iglesias. Enjoy!
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(Eggman starts to sing in the music video; obviously like a goof)
Eggman: ♪♫ Here's how it goes; you and me, up and down
but maybe this time I'll, get it right
Worth a fight
cuz conquering is something you can't do
only me!
All it takes, is some trying
If you feel like leaving
You can just go right ahead
But soon you'll find out
You can run
You can hide
But you can't escape Eggman's wrath!
So if you go, you should know
It's hard to just go and quit
... or you're hit
It was good, my empire
But it was real
And that's the whole deal
In the end; my conquering matters!
If you feel like leaving
You can just go right ahead
But soon you'll find out
You can run
You can hide
But you can't escape Eggman's wrath!
(starts shooting in any direction when there's a comma)
You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape my wrath ~ my wrath
You can run, you can hide,
But you can't escape Eggman's wrath
Here's how it goes
All I do ... is shoot people-- YOU CAN RUN--
chorus
maybe you can run (multi-gun shots)
maybe you can hide (multi-gun shots)
but you can't escape Eggman's wrath
(quiet to loud)
you can run
you can hide
but you can't escape EGGMAN'S WRATH!!!! ♪♫
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Eggman: So, are you going to escape my wrath? (pulls out gun; serious) You better not...