ONE SHOT: The Great Konoha Talent Show
Once upon a time...
In a village far, far away...
There was a scream!
naruto: Sakura dont kill me!
Sakura: Naruto, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Naruto: I didnt mean to throw an egg at your face!
Sakura chases Naruto around the bridge (add some chase music while your at it)
Kakashi: hi.
Naruto and Sakura : YOUR LATE!
Kakashi: I got lost on the road of life?...
Sakura: Thats old...thats really old.
Kakashi: Your mission today...
all: Yes?
Kakashi: is to...
all: yes?
Kakashi: practice a talent.
Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura fall anime style.
Sasuke: What the heck...
Sakura: Whats this for?
Kakashi: tsunade said. I'm doing what i'm told...
Naruto: I have no talent!
Sasuke: You can use ninjutsu baka.
Naruto: SASUKE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Naruto chases Sasuke around the bridge. (add more chase music)
Sakura: Who else is doing this?
Kakashi: All the genin.
All the rest of the Naruto characters appear.
Hinata: Do you guys have a talent yet?
Ino: I'll sing, because i'm so beautiful.
All the characters: Ewwww...
Ino: WHAT DO YOU KNOW? I AM BEAUTIFUL!
Sakura: I can sing too...
Naruto: I can fart the abc's!
Everybody: Thats just wrong!
Sasuke: I'll be the judge...
Lee: I'll make a poem for the lovely Sakura Chan!
Everybody sweat drops.
Neji: I'll just be a judge...
Kakashi: I shall read a story from make out paradise!
Everybody: NO WAY!
Kakashi: But I like porno...(
The day of the talent show.. dum dum dum!
The announcer will be Hinata and Tenten.
Hinata: Welcome to the first Konoha talent show!
Tenten: Our expert judges are...Sasuke Uchiha
all girls squeal
Hinata: Neji Hyuuga.
all girls squeal again
Tenten: Shikamaru Nara.
Hinata: And tsunade's neice's Kim, Demie, and Meldee.
Tenten: Our first talent is...Ino Yamakata! Singing, Twinkle twinkle little star...
Ino: I can sing! And I'm pretty!
Demie: Eww...Shes not pretty.
Ino sings twinkle twinkle little star so off key...
After she sang no one clapped...The crowd was silent...
Hinata: Sasuke, whats your score?
Sasuke: Zero...
Tenten: How about you Neji?
Neji: Zero...
Hinata: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: One...Because I felt sorry for her.
Tenten: kim?
Kim: Two. Because I like the number two :)
Hinata: Demie?
Demie: One. Just because I like one.
Tenten: And finally Meldee.
Meldee: Zero man...Just Zero! I think I went deaf.
Hinata: Her total score is...Is 3 out of 10! You did your best Ino!
Ino: YOU JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TALENT IS DONT YOU! YOUR ALL JEALOUS!
Ino walks off the stage
Tenten: Next is...EWW Rock Lee!
Lee walks on stage
Lee: I made a poem for my beautiful Sakura Chan!
Sakura: Eww...
Lee: Sakura, Oh Sakura your eyes are so bright! It makes the stars shine at night! It may give Naruto a fright, But they are really out of sight!
You are always on my mind, Even though I may be blind! You are always in my heart...Sometimes it makes me want to fart! I am in love with you, I hope you love me too. okay
I'm done! JUDGES WHAT DO YOU THINK:D shines his bright teeth
EVERYONE : THE LIGHT! IT BUUUURNS!
Tenten: Sasuke?
Sasuke: Zero...Because I dont like you!
Hinata: How about you Neji?
Neji: One. Cause your my team mate...
Tenten: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: I cant judge. I got blinded by the ugly light!
Hinata: What do you think kim?
Kim: Wo0ot ! A 5! Why? Because I loooove your poem :) But its sad that Sakura hates you :
Tenten: Demie?
Demie: 1. I TOLD YOU I LIKE 1!
Hinata: Finally it's Meldee..Again
Meldee: 2. Dude! I'm blind!
Tenten: The Total score is...8 out of 10! So...Rock Lee...What do you think about your score?
Lee: Boo-ya!
Lee walks off stage with a big smile on his face
Tenten: Next will be...Kakashi Hatake! He will be reading...What exactly are you going to be reading...?
Kakashi: A Couple wise words from my most important book...MAKE OUT PARADISE!
Kim: BOOOOO!
Do to the bad so called "wise words" from this program, the next 5 minutes of the program have been censored.
Kakashi: Jonko said Beep and Beep. Bob said "weeeeee!" Then Hubert said "HONK HONK!" Alright I'm done. Judges?
Hinata: Sasuke. What do you think?
Sasuke: Um. Zero because...Dude we're only twelve we dont need to hear this.
Neji: Then how come you have ear plugs on you?
Sasuke: Whatever...
Tenten: Neji?
Neji: Same as Sasuke. I had ear plugs like him. So who cares. Zero.
Hinata: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: This should be good to use on Ino. I mean...Zero.
Tenten: What about you kim.
Kim: wo0o0ot ! WISE WORDS MY MAN ! AWESOME ! I'll give you a...um...uh...ZERO :)
Hinata: Demie!
Demie: ONE! BECAUSE I LOVE ONE! GET THAT IN YOUR HEADS!
Tenten: Finally...Meldee!
Meldee: Dude! Zero! I dont need to hear this crap!
Hinata: So...Kakashi, your final score is..1! Nice try! Kakashi, What do you think?
Kakashi: 1 is good. I just needed people to hear what my book had to say :)
Kakashi walks off the stage
Tenten: NEXT IS NARUTO FARTING THE ABC'S!
Naruto: Hello everybody! As you can see...I, Naruto Uzumaki, Your future hokage, The only one you guys will love, The only--.
Naruto gets cutt off.
Kim: OKAY WE GET IT!
Naruto: Sorry...Okay!
Annoncer: We advise people to have masks and if you are a faint of heart, please leave the area! THANK YOU!
Naruto farts the abc's...(BOY THATS GROSS)
Tenten: Okay thank you Naruto. Now what do our judges think? Sasuke?
Sasuke: Zero. Naruto thats sick.
Hinata: Neji?
Neji: Zero...That was wrong...Just wrong!
Tenten: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: Zero. Atleast you got the gas out of you.
Hinata: Okay. Kim? What do you think?
Kim: Umm...1! Because...I dont really remember what i was going to say...
Tenten: Demie?
Demie: ONE I TELL YOU ! GOD !
Hinata: Meldee?
Meldee: Um...I dont really know what to say. Zero. Because Sasuke's my bestfriend so I'll follow him.
Tenten: So...Naruto...What do you think?
Naruto: sobbs EVERYONE HATES ME!
runs off the stage
Hinata: But Naruto kun!
Hinata runs off stage after Naruto
Tenten: Our last performer...Sakura Haruno! She'll be singing: Everlasting by Boa.
Sakura sings
Tenten: That was beautiful! Sasuke your score!
Sasuke: 2. Just because.
Kim: o0o...
Sasuke: Whatever. turns kind of red
Hinata: Neji? Whats your score?
Neji: Hmm. I'll give you a 1. Good singing.
Tenten: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: a 1. I dont know why...
Hinata: What about you kim?
Kim: a 2. GOOD JOB SAKURA! I LIKE YOUR SINGING.
Tenten: Demie?
Demie: A ONE! GOSH!
Hinata: Meldee?
Meldee: Dude. a 1...
Tenten: Your totall score is 7! Wow Sakura. What do you think of your score?
Sakura: Its good.
Sakura walks off the stage
OUR WINNER IS...
Tenten: AND OUR WINNER IS...opens envelope... ROCK LEE?
Rock Lee: O I WON? I DID? YAY!
Kim: Yeah...You did...
Rock Lee: WOOHOO! Smile's really big his teeth shines...Again
EVERYONE: OUR EYES! THEY BUUUUURN!
Yup. Thats the end. Hope you liked the oneshot :)