A/N: I got carried away, and wrote a feature-length fanfic, with more parts. Oops.

Engineer was excited. If he was right, he just might be developing the first self-sentient robot in history, and what was better, he didn't even have to worry about petty morals- after all, the second most sane member of the team, after Engineer of course, was Scout, and he didn't have the standing to say anything about it.

"Hoo-wee, if those mech guys from the university could see me now, they'd have a darned aneurism if the saw me doing this!" Engineer laughed aloud, echoing out from the medical bay. It was the only place he could work without being interrupted. The only person he had to deal with regularly was the doctor, who, by Engie's reckoning, was definitely mad, but he couldn't deny the man was smart.

Setting up a clean, non-bloodstained table in the corner of the lab was hard, but not as much so as it had been to organize his many, many failed schematics. He had been on the verge of a breakthrough for months, and it looked like he was just about to get the advance he had worked so hard for.

Engineer was a weird fellow. He was likely just as insane as anyone else in the base, but thankfully, he had a cool disposition. This robot was going to be a better human: No sleep, breath, food or water necessary, with the exception of a car battery power (of the Engineer's own design), and regular maintenance.

The way he saw it, he was going to make a human, just as human as any other person, out of electrical currents, and wires, and heaps of hard work. And when an engineer with so cool a disposition, and disregard for morals, and so many bodies to work with, makes a human, he decides he'll clothe it like one, too.

He took the skins of bodies due for incineration, and, with the doctor's help, clothed its body entirely. Fun, the doctor called it. Even as he helped the grim efforts, he laughed and played like they were manipulating plastic figures.

The robot was only a couple inches taller than Engineer was, with sheening, light brown hair, a slim, feminine figure, largely made of BLU Scout skin, with due enhancements about its hips, breast, and face.

Of course, as a human, Engie gave it human instincts, of the type that all reasonably intelligent animals had: to entertain itself when bored, to breed children, and to protect its children however possible. Of course, it had no need to eat, nor ability to produce children, so Engie modified the list a little.

After that, it would develop its own interests, and do as it willed, fearing only what consequences it has learned to. Engie was very excited, and he was about to put in the battery for the first time. He secured the last cables, shut the back of the box, and laid it down on the table. She would wake up in due time.

Engie named her Mina.

When she woke up, she immediately wanted to know everything ahout her surroundings. She was curious, but also naïve. Engineer told her, in any way he could what everything in the base was.

Engineer kept her away from Scout's loose mouth, and from Spy's lying tongue. Engie didn't know what could happen if she was manipulated during this stage of her life, and he was always careful to avoid circumstances he didn't know about.

She helped Engie with his work. She never forgot where things were, or overlooked missing parts, and he was very glad for the help.

Of course, good things never last in Teufort.

Inevitably, Mina learned about as much as anybody in the base knew, and her childlike sense of wonder was dulled to a clinically cool interest in anything that managed to shock her, and anything that did so once never would again, for she never forgot anything, and she only wanted the new and the novel.

Once Engineer was confident that she couldn't be lied to any more than he could, he loosened his grip on her considerabley. When she got online, it was only a matter of time. She found the funniest, the saddest, and she found porn. Initially confused, but then pleased, for she had three drives. She couldn't pleasure herself, but she wanted to. She learned what she could of subterfuge, and what she had known about programming.

She collected everything she needed for her first self-enhancement. A rudimentary vagina, which would send off pleasure signals given heat from friction, and pressure on its inner walls. If something moved in there, it would feel good, and that's what she wanted. She mixed around a couple triggers that would activate, so that there was only one thing that felt like sex.

Her first test went phenomenally. She waited until Engie and Medic went to their bunks, found some generally vanilla source material, and reached her hand into her pants. She rubbed the outside at first, but got carried away.
She discarded her pants entirely, and reached her whole hand in, and it was everything she hoped for. She rubbed as hard and as fast as she could, the lubricant spilling onto her office chair. Mina moaned aloud into the empty lab, and found that it helped relieve tension.
There she was, naked but for a white polo, in a black office chair in the medical bay. She wondered what could happen if someone walked in, and moaned louder, half-hoping someone would.
Eventually, she was satisfied, but she couldn't let it end there. It was simple entertainment at first, but now she wanted more of this, and Scout's big, loud mouth made sure she knew exactly where to get some.

Scout had seen her before, but not up close. She looked so real in her movement, to the point that Scout thought Engie had gotten a college chick into the base. He wasn't complaining, though, her shape was actually a little better than Miss Pauling's. "Damn.. Hey Soldier, be my wingman?" Scout asked. Soldier was a good wingman- his honesty, bravado, and suggestibility made him a good candidate, even if his charisma and intelligence did not. Soldier grinned. "Any day, boyo! Who's the lucky lady?" Scout laughed a little, and then hushed and pointed towards the brown-haired android. "See her? I gotta getmsome of that if it's the last thing I do. You with me here?" Soldier ducked his head and nodded stealthily. Scout nodded back. "Okay, hushtime's over, let's go!"

Soldier strode over. "Y'know, Scout can tell you lots of cool things. He'll take you to new places in a car!" Her interest was already piqued. "Really?" Scout came in there. "Yes I can, I'll take you to good restaurants and to see cool movies." She stopped for a moment. "And what do I have to do?" Scout laughed, and replied, "Well, you see, that's part of the deal- you get to be my girlfriend, and you get all the other stuff from there! So, want to go out?" Scout was very nervous.
He watched as she raised her hand up to her chin, and scratched it. Wait, was that a stitch? No wait, it's not, stitches aren't usually everywhere. Holy shit, there are stitches everywhere! All along her jawline, around her wrists, and round her neck, too. There had to be a good story behind this, Scout thought. She finally replied. "Sure." So casually, like she felt this bond, only about the third in Scout's entire life, meant nothing. She couldn't be new to this, Scout told himself.

Later that night, Scout took her out to see a movie. It was some no-name flick about a guy who pretended to be disabled to get closer to the girl of his dreams. It sucked, but it gave the two, Scout and Mina, some time to talk. By the end of it, Scout had learned that she was an android, and was a little scared, but her calm demeanor kept him in it. She didn't seem robot-y, so she was hardly any different than the androids in "Alien"- human, but with weird personalities.

Mina knew Scout would be perpetually down to fuck, so she got into his bed before he did. Scout was winding down. "A'ight, you guys, I'm bunking down. Seeya tomorrow, losers."
He got into bed, and felt a cool body next to him. "Whoa! Ey, uh, hey Mina, you in my bed for a reason, here?" She gave him that laugh she knew he loved. "Well, silly, I'm your girlfriend now, and you know what that means, right?" Scout grinned the widest he had in days. "Hey, if you're down, y'know I am, too!"

Both in the bed, Mina kisses Scout's neck, and then his cheeks. Scout eagerly kisses her back, reciprocating as he could. He tries to feel around her waist, to which Mina replies by reaching down towards his crotch. Mina pulls his pants down, exposing a cock already leaking precum. Scout yelped. "Oh! Ohgosh your hands are cold, jeez" Mina smiled at him warmly, and whispered in his ear, "It'll feel much, much better in just a moment." Scout turned towards her. He only just realized how beautiful she was. He closes his eyes, puckers his lips, and Mina kisses him back. Scout had to keep himself from doing a fist pump. "On the lips, hell yeah!", Scout thought to himself as he frenched the android.

He felt cool hands touching his member. "Oh man", Scout thought, "I knew this would happen someday". Mina slowly started pumping the shaft, back and forth, fondling it in an amateurish fashion, but it still worked well.
Scout found Mina's rear, and squeezed it, one side after the other, groping her butt like a kneading cat. The feeling, he found, was exhilarating, simultaneously groping Mina's butt, kissing her, and receiving a handjob. He came an entire foot into the air, all over himself, where Mina moved away from his mouth, licking all the cum off of his waist and legs. She cleaned him entirely, in the most sensual way possible, and then placed her lips on Scout's member, drinking his precum. Once he was erect, Mina got up, and motioned him to to do the same.

Scout followed her, extra quietly, into the medical bay. Once inside, Mina pulled down her pants, bending over to give Scout a better view, and sat on the operating table. She raised one leg, and let the other hang off the side of the table. Scout gave his cock a few strokes, and leaned in over her.
All that Mina had time to say was "Fuck me hard" before Scout was pounding her against the table.
Mina moaned loudly, encouraging Scout to keep going. Scout leaned in. "How hard do you want it? How hard, huh?" When the only response he got was "More!", Scout obliged.

He shoved the entire length of his dick into her artificial cunt, and ripped it out again before Mina was given time to breathe. They both knew that Mina's body was durable, and didn't need breath, so Scout kept pounding, like a rabid wild dog in heat.
He had never felt so fantastic, he was so close, Mina's mechanical oils were all over his dick and thighs, and he thrust one last time, down to the base, and came inside, enough that it started leaking out the sides. Mina had never felt better. But she wanted more.

Mina lifted her legs over Scout's shoulders, bringing him down. She gave one order: "Start licking". Mina crosses her legs behind Scout's back, forcing him into her cum-filled cunt. Her legs were stitched skin on the outside, and some water-cut gel under it for softness, but her bones were made of stainless steel, and her muscles were practically pistons.
Scout found himself diving mouth-first into the rubber hole, trapped underneath Mina's legs, struggling into her vagina against the strength of her legs. He tried to tell her to stop, but his tongue was inside of her, and every movement he made in struggle made her feel better. She clutched him harder, and Scout could no longer breathe, as his nose was buried in her lubricated pussy.
It tasted sweet amd tangy, though that was probably from Scout's own semen. Her juices, on the other hand, tasted a little bit like WD-40. He tried to pull his head back, but he could only catch another breath before he was drowning again in who he thought was the second girl of his dreams.
Scout kept licking, hoping that she would let him go, but he had no such luck, and he began to black out. As his body went limp, Mina realized what was wrong. She lifted him, and revived him by mouth-to-mouth, before pulling him onto the operating table, and waking him up with a blowjob.
Scout stirred awake. "Wha- wait, what? Oh, okay, eh, nevermind. Also, don't pull that 'drowing me in pussy' thing again, alright?" Mina sighed. "Well, I'm sorry I didn't know, then.. Will this make it better?" Mina was now posed above Scout, one knee on either side of his hips, vagina proudly displayed above Scout's once-again throbbing member.
Scout was shocked, and then pleased by the display."If you don't do it again.. hell yeah!" From his current position, he could see exactly what parts of Mina's body were sewn together. From the side of each leg, up along her hips and sides, around the shoulders, and around the base of her legs too, with seams on the inside of each arm and leg, and on top of her shoulders.
Now that she had taken off her shirt, where, to Scout's delight, there was no bra, he could see dozens of seams outside of the breast, to give it a rounder shape. She smiled in a vague way. "So, what, let's get this show back on the road, right?" Scout chuckled. "Well, if you're so eager, dive right in!"
Dive, she did. She moved herself onto Scout's cock, and kissed him aggressively, taking what she wanted. She rode his shaft with confidence, always putting the whole thing in before taking it out. She moved as fast as she could, and the pressure she was exerting on Scout's mouth was such that every time they seperated, even a little, a loud, wet smack was heard across the lab.
Mina paid close attention to every one of Scout's movements, and when she found a weakness, she exploited it harshly, leaving Scout a breathless kid who had never felt so lucky and cool in his life. He came inside, once again. Mina would be leaking for a while.

"Okay," Mina started, "now clean me out, will you? I won't force you this time.." Scout thought about it for a moment. "Well, since you asked nicely.." Scout placed his mouth over her leaking opening. He used his kinda like he might a shovel, but now his mouth was full. He looked up at Mina. "Open your mouth?" Scout did so. Mina found the sight very erotic. "You're so cute, do you know that?" Mina waited a moment while Scout's own cum leaked over his chin. ".. Now swallow." Scout swallowed, and smiled a little at her compliments. The taste was the same as before, but there was so much more of his own semen than hers. Scout wiped his chin off. "So, uh, I noticed, your ladybits taste a lot more like me then like you, and.. Well, I'm a gentleman, so do you want to change that?" Mina laughed in her cute way. "Well, okay. You can try your fingers, I hear that you're almost as fast with those as you are on your feet!" Scout grinned. "Ya won't be let down, baby."
This time, Scout had the idea to try and kiss and finger her at the same time. He moved in for the kiss, and sucked on her lower lip a bit before moving up and turning his head sideways. Once he was doing that, Scout reached down her lower half. A butt-grope there, before getting his fingers into her wet pussy.

At first, Scout tried two fingers for her. It was clear that wasn't enough, so he added some until Mina started moaning. He had to fit his whole hand in to get that, but the result was worth it, the most erotic moans and panting he'd ever seen. "So close!" Mina moaned. Scout stuck his entire hand inside, and played with the end of her tunnel. Mina threw her head back and nearly screamed in ecstasy, as her cunt dripped massive amounts of lubricant onto Scout's hand.

Scout lay down next to her on the crammed operating table. "So, how'd I do?" Scout smiled and looked in Mina's eyes. Mina smiled back, and let her slightly less lively eyes drift into his. "You were amazing, Scout." Scout laid his head down. "Cool." They lied together on the table for a time.

Scout got up and stretched. "Well, if I'm going to wake up before 12, I should go to sleep now." Mina got up and kissed him on the cheek. "And since neither of us want Engie to know, I'll have to clean this place up a little. Goodnight, Scout." Scout smiled at her over his shoulder as he left. "Goodnight, Mina."