Hi there! Shadow here, and Wolfie is my amazing best friend who is so supportive and helps me out with everything! So I don't own her, Life Alert, or Inuyasha!


Shadow and Wolfie sat around Shadow's room watching TV,

'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!' The woman on the screen cried. Shadow got a thoughtful look on her face,

"Y'know, Kagome should get Life Alert," she stated mindlessly. The other girl thought about it,

"That's actually not that bad of an idea Shadow," Wolfie agreed, flicking her tail in approval. Shadow grinned, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly,

"Thanks," the thoughtful look came back, "Though I do wonder how that would work out…" They both began to imagine it;

As Kagome walked through her house, she suddenly tripped on air, falling to the floor.

"Ah! Inuyasha!" she shouted. No one answered, so as she lay there, she suddenly realized, "Oh! I forgot I had bought Life alert!" she quickly pressed the button,

"Hello?" a familiar voice answered.

"Sango? Is that you?" Kagome asked.

"Yes ma'am, what seems to be the problem?" Kagome blinked,

"Help, I've fallen and I cant get up!" Sango sighed irritably on her side of the line,

"We will have someone there immediately." Kagome nodded as she rolled onto her back, trying to get comfortable while she waited. Soon, her door burst open, revealing Inuyasha dressed in a white robe instead of his normal red one. The girl stared at him as he rushed over,

"Really? This is the 15th time this week!" he shouted. Kagome shrugged,

"The air likes to get in my way." At this, Inuyasha snapped,

"THE AIR CAN'T GET IN YOUR WAY! IT'S AIR! I'M SO DONE WITH THIS! I QUIT, HELP YOURSELF GET UP!" he shouted angrily, storming out of the house, after grabbing some ramen first of course. So, since she was unused to actually getting up on her own, Kagome lied there in sadness, wishing Inuyasha would save her.

The girls shuddered,

"She would abuse the help," Shadow finally declared, her black and silver fox tail twitching in horror. Wolfie nodded,

"Definitely."


1/23/14: For all of my 'Love? Yeah Right!' I am working on the next chapter, and I'm really sorry for not updating regularly :(