Yes I do understand that everyone has been doing the whole "30 ways to annoy –insert name here-" and what not. I do know that I'm copping someone else. Sorry --
20 ways in which to annoy Gaara
Stare at him. When he asks what's wrong, tell him that you've never seen a rash spread so quickly.
Get a picture of Rock Lee. Put it in a heart shaped picture frame.
Put it on his desk.
Tell Gaara that the pregnancy test came back positive.
Hide under his desk. When he sits down, grab his leg and whisper "My precious".
Tell Gaara that Kankuro is having a sexual relationship with his puppets.
Get a black marker and Draw dots all over your body.
Run up to Gaara and glomp him. Tell him you're contagious.
Tell Temari that Gaara's crying. When she asks why, tell her that Gaara can't find his teddy bear.
Buy a playboy magazine and place it on Gaara's desk.
Make sure that Temari and Kankuro see it.
When ever you see Gaara, hum the mission imposable theme song. Loudly.
Dip your hands in fake blood. Walk over to Temari and tell he that you didn't mean to hurt Gaara.
Run into Gaara's office and yell "Code red"
Go to leaf. Find Rock Lee.
Ask him why he took Gaara's eyebrows.
Tell Gaara that you slipped a whole bottle of sleeping pills into his food.
Throw Gaara's gourd into the water. See if it dissolves.
For Gaara's birthday get all his friends to pitch in, to buy his some Pajamas.
Hand Gaara a scroll. When he asks what it is, tell him that Leaf has declared war.
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