Kyoya narrates Metal Fusion, strating from episode 2, Leone's Roar. I'll be doing every episode Kyoya appears in. If I get enough requests I'll do another character's version of this too. Inspired by similar stories and the hope that THIS story will inspire others to leave the 'original characters' behind, an instead concentrate on the characters we're already given.
Entry One
Benkei, you listen to me good and proper. I do not give a rat's ass about your carpel tunnel.
BY THE END OF THIS EPISODE I WILL HAVE GINGKA HAGANE'S ASS.
Entry Two
I do not mean that in a sexual way.
Do you have any idea how long it took to perfect this manical laughter?
My throat will never be the same again but it's totally worth it.
Recoil before me, pathetic minions! Relinquish your fear and I will harbour it to feed Leone's belly!
HA! I knocked four of you out in less than four seconds! This is better than sex!
'If it only takes four seconds for sex, I guess we found out what you're compensating for...'
WHO SAID THAT.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT.
My cock would wrap five times around your leg.
Yawn, watching you all quiver in fear feeds my soul and all that shit but honestly this is starting to get dull. Alright, this time all of you hum the Tertris theme song while I decimate your childhood dreams. Maybe it will make this a little less incessantly boring.
Entry Three
Nope.
Right, from now on, from every second your Bey DOESN'T spin, I kick the crap out of you.
WHERE'S THE GUY WHO IMPLIED I HAD A FAULTY LIBIDO?
'I only wish he'd look at me the way he looks at Leone...'
Benkei, there is a line and you have just crossed it. Now please stop humping my leg. Seriously, I don't care how many girls you haven't slept with.
Entry Four
The best way to get a guy to call you back? KIdnap his eight year old friend's favourite toy.
It's not illegal though I understand it is more than a little creepy.
Check out all my bitches. Pimp Kyoya about to make his dramatic entrance. Cue theme music.
And my hair blowing in the wind because I'm worth it.
Entry Five
What kind of a shit name is Face Hunters?
Wild Fang. Now that's a cool name.
Step aside, Benkei. You're making me deaf with your voice and blind with your ass. I've seen smaller countries.
'I am Kyoya Tategami! And I will defeat you, Gingka!'
Also I am so much taller than you.
If the 'Death by Spinning Tops' doesn't work I will throw rocks at you until you cry.
It's kind of pathetic when your best friend is five years old.
Ten? Please. Yo are roughly the size of my ring finger. Your Mom must have fucked a gerbil or something.
Entry Six
Who's the broad? Too scared to face me so you send a girl to do your dirty work? PATHETIC.
She's not even legal yet.
Entry Seven
Bye bye to your bey bey... Actually that's pretty funny...
Yes, this is very touching, less heartfelt speeches more crushing you to death...
Fucking gingers...
The spirit of MY bey is shouting step aside I am about to choke a bitch.
Entry Eight
If she keeps talking I swear to God I am stopping this right now and throwing her off the top of this building.
Manly grunting noises!
'It seems that bey is an ideal defense type, Kenta! He's got confidence in its repelling capabiliy!'
You're impressed by that?
I haven't even whipped out my cock yet.
COME AT ME BRO
Hah! This is fun.
Entry Nine
Shit, less fun.
Entry Ten
...Wait a minute. I LOST?
WHAT EVEN
Entry Eleven
'No! Kyoya, we get that you're angry but don't take it out on Jimmy!'
THAT MOTHERFUCKING GINGKA-
Oops, looks like I strangled this random guy to death...
Wait, his name was Jimmy?
Entry Twelve
'DON'T WORRY KYOYA I STILL LOVE YOU!'
I was hoping that the one positive outcome of this would be you fucking off, Benkei.
Entry Thirteen
Mysterious voice say what.
I know your father probably abused you and all, but that hair is just tacky. Do you honestly think that looks attractive?
Entry Fourteen
Seriosuly, his name was Jimmy?