Simon walked into the factory.

"LEwefis,

Weheres all the diamondss?" He scratched his beard angrily.

Lewis shrugged and flew into the ceiling. "duncan was making a salad" he said, vomiting coal into the condenser with a whooshy sound.

"i think it was diamons."

Simon's head spun around 482 degrees. He walked like a penguin, bothering a creeper on the roof.

"hellooooo" diuncan said slyly. He rose from the porthole holding a ruby like a queen.

"Simon where have the wheaties gone, i wanted to do the science." He blinked his long blonde eyelashes which were long.

Simon frowned so hard it burned the coffee.

"I WANT THE DIMONDES"

"shh," Duncan said, one blue crystal tear trailing down his pixels. "Don't yell Baby Dew."

Lewis came out of the ceiling. His airy tongue touched Simon's ear. "Simond."

He hissed liek a creeper.

"I made a jaffa cake looka."

He scrolled sensually through his hotbar

First dirt, then a pickaxe, and then the jaffa.

Simon salivated on teh floor of the Jaffa shed and started drowning. He ate a piece of raw chicken but then he said "Igot poisoned by the rottun flseh" and It sounded all gurgly cause he was in water-saliva.

Duncan sniffled. He sniffled heroicly.

Duncan slid the goggles of his pixelcube head which made Lewis gaps (he thought it was wow impossible)

and put them of=vr his eyes

then he swam al the way in the tears and made a redstone pump

Simon made a happy smile when he saw the labcoat hero guy-block. He liked the way the labcoat whooshed through the spit-ocean with reckless abandon.

Lewis Simon and Duncan all becasme very very veryscared when Sjin blew his lifeguard whistle. It was a blyue whistle.

"RIGHT, EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL." his fancy mustache quivered in a mad sort of loud way. Lewis had a sad and put his trousers back on.

"But Sjjinnnnn" he pouted with sexy eyes. Then he looked past the gyrating facial hair briefly and saw Sips standing on a distant block. He was a fox.

Duncane rose out of the water dramatically with Simon. "Son" said the blondie, dripping with saliva. He dropped a mass of brown into The dwarf's slippery hands "I found Jaffw."

A blue light began creating block of dirts around the two. They were soon encased in a pyramid.

"Jeffa cerk..." Siomen whisperd. He pet the furry top.

It was a dieamond.