AN: Well, this is obviously my first fanfiction, but it's not the first thing I've written. I've done many other works, but those are all my own original ideas. There is no section for original work, sadly. (Thus the name Fanfiction, dumbass) Right off the bat I should just say, that I probably won't update often. Since I don't usually work too much on Fanfiction type things. (Meaning he's a lazy bastard) Who knows I might get bored and continue this weird idea. But don't get your hopes. I'll try to update once a week, but I can't make any promises. (Meaning he's a lazy bastard, but he at least has a conscience and morals) This is just the Prologue so it'll be pretty short, expect the chapters to be much longer after this. So, without further ado here it is, A Horrible Life. . .

MORE NOTES: I'm going to try this. I have removed the whole Nerd bit, anything of extreme suggestive nature, and the author snipits. I then editted those with new bits/character developments. These are the only possible problems I can come up with as to why my story keeps on disappearing. If it does again, I've just about given up. If I see need to change the rating I will. In future chapters I might have to.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Evangelion, Star Wars, A Wonderful Life, The Beatles or anything else I choose to bluntly parody/abuse to death. And if I did, Gendo would constantly be abused by his baby's daddy and Asuka/Shinji would be the ultimate pairing for all eternity.

Premise:

What would happen if a certain fake blond had betrayed Gendo? What if he had to go through what all of his "beloved" pilots did? Will he go insane? Will he see a world without his influence? Will these questions ever be answered? Am I just going to repeat things in circles until I am told to get off the pdoum? Read on to find out.

Prolouge: The "Perfect" Plan

Today will be the day, the man with the John Lennon wannabe glasses thought, Today, I shall be with Yui again. He got out of his desk, stopping to face Fuyutsuki. "Fuyutsuki" he said taking a long hard look at his long time deputy commander. The old mans face seemed to light up with the exuberance of a little kid with a new bike. He just knew in his heart that something good was about to happen. He just knew that today would be the day he'd get his own office with suspicious looking objects painted on the ceiling and floor. But mine will have a Jacuzzi! I'm not going to have a dull office like Ikari. I mean honestly, one desk at the end of the room, but no chairs of any kind or enjoyment for people who enter? The nerve of the bastard! Sadly, all of his hopes were for naught.

"Take care of this" was all the man said after the long ridiculously annoying pause. The life of the old professor was clearly dripping by the minute, anyone could tell just by looking at his pale veil of skin. Within a few seconds he'd have to be doing all of the work again while Gendo was somewhere lurking with Rei, doing God knows what. Which would make sense since Gendo was about to be the new God anyway, or so he thought. Which went both ways, if one man crumbles the other does as well. Kind of like a captain and his first mate, the first mate who's treated like a mere deck cleaner. Which was very unfortunate for Fuyutsuki. Why did he ever agree to such a damnable thing?

He knew in his heart that the whole idea was wrong, so why? He himself didn't have a clear answer. But the thought of being a God, that can be alluring to any man. Alexander The Great has proved this, I mean if the word Great wasn't legally in his name, then why would he make it up? Unless history has lied to us. Either way Fuyutsuki knew one thing for sure. Gendo's uppence would come, and he knew it would be a backlash that would meet him with the force of a hurricane. However Fuyutski was not the revenge type, so he resorted to his job. His real job. Being the true commander of Nerv.

As he descended down to Central Dogma, only one thought pursued Gendo's mind. One un-dying thought, that wouldn't exit his brain till he was off the elevator. One inexcusable feeling that just pricked his soul. It truly made him a little sick inside, for it was the only problem he thought he'd have to deal with on his way to creating a new Genesis. This problem, was the elevator music. Currently it was playing some un-nameable Beatles song that almost no one could recognize now. After all when you play a record that's over 60 or 70 years old, it's going to sound like a truck carrying drug crazed cats while running over cactuses.

"Note to self: Get Yellow Submarine, Hey Jude, Let It Be, Yesterday, and Queen's We Will Rock You for new elevator music" Gendo said imagining a piece of paper in his mind with those words written on it. Shortly thereafter he forget why he wrote them there. He got off the elevator and moved through the odd, snow like landscape that lead to the cruel crucifixion site of Lilith. What he didn't know was that he was being watched. Watched by a person who didn't have any life whatsoever.

"So where'd Gendo go?" Ritsuko asked off-handedly while typing at in-humane speeds. If Nerv wasn't racist a black man would swear she was on crack. Maya looked towards her boss and mentor with half-dreamy, half-. . .uhh.. . what? eyes. Only a blindman with rabies couldn't tell the kind of relationship she had with her beloved Rits. After all, history has told us that in Japan, Mentors and Apprentices have questionable relationships. Just look at Mitushide Akechi and Ranmaru Mori. The air literally mystified and a spark could be seen going between Ritsuko and her apprentice. The whole room seemed to freeze with the feeling of a deep pool of undefined love, that could only be described with un-describeable words. They did so much in that short "secret" moment of deep and confined passion that couldn't be communicated by any normal means, like what to get for dinner later that night.

"I-I don't know Mame" Maya said struggling for words. She decidedly quickly went back to work, she was also probably on crack. Which would explain why she loved Ritsuko so much. Rits, as she was constantly called by people too lazy to pronounce all the syallables in her name, was still looking at her underling, but all she could think was one thing. How she could sabotage Gendo's plan? The man had used her and abused her, just as he had done with her mother. What was she? Just a doll to be thrown away when it's of no more use? Was she just a puppet in his master plan, a small role in the bigger idea? Did he enjoy toying with her feelings, just so he could use her abilities to get what he wanted? Why should she let him get away and prance with his bitch of a wife? She had finally put the pen to paper, and came up with the perfect revenge plan.

Soon, soon I shall be with you, Yui. Sure I had to disown my own Son, and even have fake relationships with more then a few women, but I've done it. . .Or they've done it, either way, Yui, it does not matter. It's about time I was joined with you again. He walked towards Rei, who happened to be standing in a spotlight, as if she was a rock star at the opening of a new show. The signs on the side would be saying many things. Such as:

"This way to the end of humanity!"

"Next Exit: Armageddon!"

"Want a good time? Call 896-7209"

"Warning: Soulless person on the right she might have rabies, or is an albino. No one has ever dared to-"

"Approach her and find out".

He finally reached her, in what seemed to be another endless hallway of twilight. He put his calmly hand on her cold naked shoulder.

"It is time, Rei. It's time to fulfill your destiny" he said completely obilvious to the fact that he had just quoted Star Wars. Gendo smilied there, and looked down upon Rei as they walked towards the Cream Puff Man. Everytime he saw her, it was like she was a becon to the future. He just felt like Yui was around him wherever he went. That was a good feeling to him, and soon he would get to have that feeling all the time. Unbeknownest to him she was always around him. This one connection, was Shinji, and his EVA Unit 01. Gendo, however, could care less about a useless boy like Shinji. He's nothing but a child in his way. It was in this happy moment of relish for Gendo that he felt something, he immediately mopped. It was the fear before the leap.

Wait, something doesn't feel right. It's like a presence, one that I've not felt since. . .he quickly dismissed the thought, after all only failures and people unsure of their conquest have second thoughts. And those second thoughts can sometimes cost you your life. So, he just went back to destorying humanity as we know it. He had finally approached Lilith, with Rei by his side. His hand was still on her shoulder, as if she was a child that he had to lead across the street. It finally absorbed into her, and all was going to plan, his "perfect" plan. She then ascended into the air and was sucked into the giant cream puff looking man that is Liliith. That was when it all went to hell, and Gendo truly knew what it was like to have your mind fucked.

AN: Don't worry, I will not make it like the mind trips in the show. Mine will be more serio-humo, and will pretty much attack everything about Gendo in different ways. (Also American Politics, and many other random things) There'll be. . .oh why should I spoil my own story, you'll have to see for yourself!

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