Chapter 2
Ok so, my first ever love was Princess Bubblegum. She is 21 years old right now. I first liked her 3 years ago when I was 15. She was very exquisite to me. She had luscious, alluring, bright pink hair just like bubblegum. She also smelled so sweet. PB was the best thing, but not until I stopped loving her. I was very lucky to get the chance to kiss her, but I blushed very quickly and ran away. Things went awkward after that event.
My second love was Marceline. She was a vampire who only sucked red things. One time I found her biting into Peppermint Butler. I sure had fun times with her. But she went with Marsh Lee, another vamp.
My third love was Flame Princess. Whenever I try to kiss her, my lips BURN! As I said bro "This girl is on fireeeee!" But I found out she was a lesbo and she went with Marceline.
My one and true only love/girlfriend is Fionna. She is so similar to me. Did I mention that her cat, Cake, looks like that famous Internet cat "Grumpy Cat"? Whatever! I love her to bits and pieces. I really can't see anything that would go wrong between us.
Ok so, I've had 3 past girlfriends. I'm a total loser. But I still have a sweetheart to comfort me. (cheeks turned bright red) HEEHEE!