One by one, that's how they were locked up. Their day, once filled with hope, was ending far different than they had wanted. To make matters worse, the background music was starting up, meaning that they had to sing a song!
ALL: I gotta get out. I gotta get out. I gotta get out.
How'd I get in this daycare, this prison,
This big toy box?!
(At that moment, the guard stomped in. It was none other than the toys' old pal Buzz Lightyear. Lotso changed him somehow into thinking he was a real Space Ranger. And Space Rangers take their jobs VERY seriously.
"Alright, scumbags, welcome to the big toy box," Buzz barked. "For those of you unfimiliar to the rules of Sunnyside, you should know that I don't stand for no fighting, yelling, complaining, gambling, or any other radical behavior. Think of me as a friend. With the right to terminate.")
JESSIE: Locked up in this horrible toy chest.
MR. POTATO HEAD: And being in the box ain't exactly the best.
REX: Is there anybody here who can tear down Fort Knox?
BUZZ: No, there's no escaping the big toy box.
SLINKY: Sheriff Woody, where've you gone?
MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh, honey, check! I think I might have your parts on.
(With that, the Potato Heads traded ears.)
JESSIE: Did you see Lotso laughing? I could hit him with rocks!
BUZZ: Lady, that will not go down in the big toy box.
ALL: Big box!
JESSIE: Locked up here in daycare.
ALL: Big box!
REX: No games!
MR. POTATO HEAD: No use!
HAMM: No fair!
MR. POTATO HEAD: I'd like to see that pink bear and show him my Mox!
BUZZ: Buddy, just give it up in the big toy box.
Excercise, maggots! Don't make me angry.
(The toys did their jumping jacks and push-ups. Then all at once, the group lunged forward in a hopeless attempt for freedom. Buzz barely managed to get them back. Mr. Potato Head then grabbed a nearby bar-shaped block.)
MR. POTATO HEAD: Lightyear, this time you have gone too far.
If I get you, your head will meet this bar.
BUZZ: Then I'd have to attack you, lock you up. With locks!
ALL: You can't beat Buzz in the big toy box.
JESSIE: Hey, Lightyear, this just cannot be true.
MRS. POTATO HEAD: Hey, didn't Buzz have a thing for you?
JESSIE: Eek! Call Emily, Andy, an ox!
I gotta get sprung from the big toy box!
ALL: Big box!
SLINKY: No hope!
MR. POTATO HEAD: No use!
JESSIE: No fun!
ALL: Big box!
HAMM: And our fight has just begun,
'Cause we're being watched by the astro nut,
So we must break out, yes, no matter what!
(The gang once again desperately tried to escape, and were once again stopped by Lightyear. "You do the time, you do the crime!" he said rather harshly.)
BARBIE: Jessie, I can't take all of this great stress.
I've lost my man, plus my hair's a huge mess.
JESSIE: Well, Barbie, I don't care about your locks-
ALL: 'Cause there's far worse problems in the big toy box!
ALIENS: Don't worry, my friends; don't strain you jaw.
And soon enough we'll all be saved by the claaaaw.
JESSIE: Ha! That's not gonna happen.
We're done for; this sucks!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Well, it's just us toys in the big toy box.
ALL: Big box!
REX: Help! I don't like this bin!
ALL: Big box!
MR. POTATO HEAD: I'm busting out!
HAMM: Hey, count me in.
ALL: Sheriff Woody, hear my plea,
'Cause the big toy box,
The big toy box,
The big toy box ain't big enough for me!
For me!
For me!
MR. POTATO HEAD: For meeeeeeeeee!