Cruisin' with Crabmeat
He swaggers along
with his claws in the air.
Thinks he's so bad
and, yeah, to be fair,
in Spring Yard Zone 3
he can cause quite a quake,
on those slow moving blocks
where there is no escape
But he ain't so tough.
No, really it's true!
No wonder he vanished
from the game Sonic 2.
That crap ball attack,
if it ever does hit -
dear gamer, I fear
you can't play worth a shit.
So use Sonic's skills
to curl in a sphere,
and jump on the bugger
when he draws too near.
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I don't usually go in for poetry, but I'm REALLY pleased with how this turned out. Think I surprised myself with this little number!
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it – it'll probably appeal more to the older generation of Sonic fans, who'll remember these famous baddies from the original games (or even the comic/old cartoon series).
Keep your eyes peeled! More Badniks to follow!
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