Um, rawr, yea… :P I'm bored so this is just purely to amuse myself… :P also my first story… :D I have no clue when L's actual birthday is so, yeah… :PI DON'T OWN ANYTHING DEATH NOTE!! IT ALL BELONGS TO IT'S RESPECTFUL OWNERS!!!!

"You seem to be going a bit heavy on the cake today, huh Ryuuzaki?" Light stated as he watched L consume his 6th piece of cake that hour. "Well, cake or a special treat is tradition on one's birthday, correct? So I'm having extra cake since I have some every day. That is my birthday treat." L said as he stuffed another forkful of cake into his mouth and watched 13 television monitors simultaneously. "So it's your birthday, huh? How old are you turning?" Matsuda piped in from L's right side. "Don't you think it's rude asking how old somebody is unless they're a young child? I mean honestly Matsuda, its common courtesy." Said L. Matsuda's expression fell from a cheerful grin to a concerned grimace. "He's joking Matsuda, don't take it too personally. That rule only applies to women." Light sighed. 'I swear, sometimes I'm surrounded by freaking idiots.' He thought. "Well, erm, what do you want as a gift then?" Matsuda asked cautiously. "Hm… I'm not used to having to spend much time thinking about such simple things…" L pondered. "I'd like to say the capture of Kira but that's something somebody of your intelligence can't do Matsuda…" As Matsuda began to feel more and more dejected by L pelting more and more thinking-out-loud comments at him, Misa's personalized ring tone came on Light's cell phone. "It's Misa… again…it's the third time today…" Light sighed as he looked at his Red vibrating phone and picked it up. "Hello" everyone in the room heard a loud muffled girly voice come from Light's phone. "Yes, yes, Matsui is here with me… To where? In ten minutes? But- … Fine… yes, I love you too. Yes you're my most favorite as well. Bye. Yes I already said 'I love you' and you did too… I don't care if you hang up first… Okay, fine! Bye." The majority of the room was holding back laughter. Matsuda stiffly leaned over to whisper in Mogi's ear "She's really got him whipped huh?" the two let out snorts and stifled laughter but were stopped by Light's evilly angry gaze.

Yeaaah… this was out of complete boredom… it has no meaning… for my own enjoyment only…