Hello guys~! So this is my second fanfic. I just published it to kill boredom. So here it is!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. It belongs to Hatori Bisco.


Chapter 1:

Hello I'm Naomi. I'm just an ordinary rich girl studying at Ouran Private Academy. I have short brown hair and emerald eyes. Okay so you probably don't care. I found the Host irritating and annoying. I don't know why but to tell you the truth, I'm not like those crazy fan girls who drool and worship the pathetic club. I wonder why they would create one.

One day during lunch, I went to the Third Music Room secretly. I opened the two huge doors in front of me. Luckily, they weren't there. I sighed in relief and began to wander and observe the vacant room. I had to admit, it was clean. The things were well-organized. I searched for some instruments because it was a Music Room. I saw the grand piano. I went and looked at it. It was really dusty and I felt sorry for the poor thing. I pressed one of the keys and it gave off a weird sound. It wasn't used anymore. It was abandoned.

After I observed the room, I was going out when suddenly someone twisted the doorknob. I panicked. "What am I gonna do? Think Nao. Think." I thought as I saw the long red curtain that ends on the smooth and shiny floor. I didn't hesitate and quickly hid underneath the curtains. It was dusty but I didn't sneeze. Thank God I wasn't allergic to dust! I peeked and saw the entire Host Club. I saw Haruhi scowling at the twins, twins hugging Haruhi, Tamaki ranting about that, Kyouya calculating their profits and my classmates, Mitsukuni and Takashi looking at them.

Another fact: I do not call my classmates by their nicknames.

So want to know why I went to this place? Of course to observe them. I'm not some crazy superintendent who observes classes and checks if the students are good. Nope, I'm not like that. I'm here because I want to know how they make girls squeak. I don't trust them at all.

I looked at Tamaki who was sulking in one corner.

Class 2-A: Tamaki Suoh, President.

He's nice and a dream come true to many girls. Sure he's everything but there some things that you may consider. Imagine you were his girlfriend. Instead of having a date between you and him, there are girls who're running after him yelling "Marry me" crap. Do you like that?You will never have any chance to be with him.

Also I wish he would stop saying some lines like "you're the most beautiful", "you're my one and only" or any other baloney things. It makes me want to throw up. I feel like punching his face.

If someone hurt him through words, he would sulk or cry. Such a crybaby. I hate those kinds of men. Weeping just because of that ..I think he's gay.

My rants in my thoughts were interrupted as I heard him yelling at the twins. "Get your hands off my precious daughter!" He yelled. Also that's another thing I want him to change. The "family" concept thing. So imagine again you're his girlfriend. Would you always like or consider being called by daughter? I'm sure you don't like it. If it was me, I would punch him in the face. I don't know why many girls love him.

I looked again, and they're still noisy. I don't think I could handle their noise. It makes my ears bleed. I looked at the guy with eyeglasses. He was the only other quiet person besides Mori.

Class 2-A: Kyouya Ootori, Vice President.

He's cool and girls like him. He's smart, kind and cool. A perfect guy for some girls. But is he really kind? Well if he was hosting, well yes. How about a person without profits? I actually find him a wolf in sheep's clothing. He likes profits and money. That's nothing to be surprised about. So for people who think he's kind, think again.

He's like Hotaru Imai from Gakuen Alice. He may look like he cares but he doesn't. His behavior shows to commoners that money revolves on Rich's life. Well it is but not everyday!!!

The Host Club was now open for business. They began to entertain as they opened it. I looked underneath the curtains and saw the twins doing their brotherly-love act. Some of were squealing.

Class 1-A: Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin.

I heard about them when I was on my middle school years. These twins were self-centered but they changed when they joined the club. If I had to choose from this and that, I would choose that. Of course they're nice also but what's bugging me is HOW THE HECK SUOH CHANGE THEM FROM SELF-CENTERED TO HOMOS! The girls may squeaked because of their act but I found it super disgusting! Love between same genders. I wanted to throw up right now!

They pull pranks and that's why they are called devils. What if they fool you? They acted to be your friends and in the end they betrayed you. They said it's just for fun. Nonsense! I scoffed at that thought.

"KYAAA~!!!!" I looked at them and saw Haruhi smiling sweetly at them.

Class 1-A: Haruhi Fujioka

He's nice and intelligent. He looks like a girl rather than a boy. But what if he's a she? Just disguising as a he so that he could pay off his debt? Of course this may be an utter shock. Fan girls of his may not accept the truth. But if he is a she, then it would make sort of like who'll win Fujioka's heart? That would be major news.

I don't know anything about him so I couldn't rant more. I don't know why, maybe I should research a little about him. He's hideous.

Suddenly, someone pull the curtains. I was caught. Everyone looked at me with curiosity. I looked at the person and it was Mitsukuni. He blinked twice. "Nao-chan, what are you doing there?" I ignored him and excused myself. As I get out of the room, I began to curse Mitsukuni in my thought. "Darn, I should have joined the Black Magic Club." I hissed.


How was it? Okay so some of you are irritated. It's not my fault. Blame it all to Naomi. Oh yeah I forgot to tell, flames are accepted so rant if you're annoyed to this story.

Review and I'll post the next one when I finally have time. School is here…

Thanks~!