A/N: Your favorite cat is BACKKKK! If anyone is wondering I'll have 'Sacrifice to the Dragon' up soon! I usually don't make oneshots but the HitsuRuki army needs to GROW! Inspired by youshallnotpass-sama's story.
"So you've never done it before?" It was Rukia, on the couch with Toshiro, all alone…at night.
"No and I'm never ever going to do it," His response meant for no objections, Rukia wasn't giving up; she wanted him to do it.
"Why not? I'll do all of the work! It's not hard! After you get used to it it's kind of fun!" She squeaked clasping her hands together. Toshiro blushed; he couldn't believe he was discussing this with Rukia.
"Not hard? Really Kuchiki, I held higher expectations for you." He growled out. Rukia frowned and crossed her arms, determination still burning in her eyes.
"Well you can lower your expectations to Hell because you. Are. Doing it. With. ME!" Rukia made a lunge for Toshiro ripping his shirt apart. He let out a rather girly squeak.
"Rukia you are NOT DOING THAT WITH ME!" He tried to push the petite Shinigami off of him but she pinned him down and straddled him.
"Fine it you won't do it on your own I'll force you!"
"RUKIA! THAT IS ILLEGAL!" Wow, who knew that his voice could hit all 8 octaves. How manly Shiro…
Rukia did not listen as she took it and put it in.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Toshiro screamed making a dive for Rukia's lap. She stroked his hair soothingly.
"Shh, it's okay. Who would've known that you've never watched Saw III?" She said amused. Toshiro grumbled but refused to remove his face from Rukia's lap.
"This is made for mature, you and I are very well not yet able to watch this there for making this…this…abomination illegal!" He huffed. Rukia grinned and grabbed his head and forcing it towards the TV where one of the victims jut had gotten split in half with a big saw. Toshiro passed out. The raven-haired Shinigami shrugged and rolled him on the floor to use as her foot prop. She grabbed the popcorn and began chewing laughing every time someone got killed.
"Hm, still mad that he didn't do it with me while watching the movie…"
A/N: I bet you weren't expecting that OR the last part. Rukia actually wanted him to do it with her while watching Saw III! XDDD! Don't forget to review and…
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