This work is complete and utter crack, which means, don't take it seriously! I will not have it beta'd or edited, and this is strictly oneshot. It's just to get something out of my head.

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There are many little known facts about the man known as Taro Namatame, because almost nobody would care enough to give him the time of day. He was a rather average looking guy, at best. Sure, he was a skilled politician and personality-wise he was fairly pleasant, but that only gets a man so far when it comes to women. Even his marriage to enka star Misuzu Hiragi was arranged, and everyone knew that. This is why his affair with the announcer Mayumi Yamano was such a huge shock. How could plain-faced Namatame hook up with a lovely lady like Yamano? It made no sense whatsoever.

The relationship started out normally enough with meetings at several bars, but after one night when the two decided Mayumi's condo was perfect for a private conversation over some drinks, it really took off. After that, Ms. Yamano swore to herself she'd never want another man as long as she lived and threw out every 'toy' she owned.

Taro Namatame was a sex god.

Nobody could guess it just by looking at him, but Namatame was a walking Kama Sutra. He had the stamina of a racehorse and could perform nearly any position known to man, including three raunchy enough to be banned in at least fifteen countries. The only other people who know this are his father's former mistress and a nun living as a hermit in the Himalayas, but that's another story.

Don't get her wrong, Mayumi honestly loved Namatame for who he was, but the bedroom gymnastics were too good to pass up. She pitied his wife Mrs. Hiragi, since the singer was cold enough to chill a keg of beer. The missus was one of the most frigid bitches to ever live, and never even kissed her husband, much less tried to screw him.

Secretly, Mayumi was thankful for that, and loved every second of it.

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End of the story kids, now go read something more interesting.