This is my first ever fanfic. so please be nice to it! Read and review!
Scene 1
The Death of the Old Geezer
(Peter Van Garrett sits in his carriage, fast asleep. He wakes when he hears a horse ride past his carriage. Looking around, he sees a huge black horse gallop past his window.)
PVG: What the bloody hell was that?
(He hears a swish and a thunk. He pokes his head out of the carriage and sees a headless driver.)
PVG: Oh crap.
(He pushes himself out of the carriage and falls to the ground. Then he begins to run.)
PVG: I have a feeling that I'm running for no apparent reason.
(He stops in front of a scarecrow.)
PVG: AAAHHHH!
(Then realises it's just a scarecrow.)
PVG: Oh. Right. Now where am I?
(He scratches his head. Then he hears a horse behind him. He turns round.)
PVG: (smiling worriedly) Good horsey?
(His head gets chopped off. Very fake-looking blood gets splattered everywhere.)