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A/N: Just a drabble :) I wasn't sure of the rating. Cussing is Kankuro's life :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto the anime, manga or video games, but I do own a black pug named Naruto :)
"So now, really, what happen?" Gaara asked from behind his desk at the Hokage mansion were the sand siblings were currently residing. Kankuro just stood there looking at the floor not even attempting to make eye contact with the young Kazekage.
Several mumbles followed by curses were heard from the puppet master. Gaara turned his attention to lazy leaf shinobi attempting to stifle a laugh in the corner. Shikamaru quickly ceased his laughing and mumbled something about clouds, deer and troubles.
"What happen…"Gaara asked again not taking his eyes off Shikamaru.
"Jeez…what a pain…it's nothing big I just pierced a couple of the guy's tongues and couple of other things."
"ou ticked ee" Kankuro yelled
"Other things?" Gaara questioned.
"Well, yeah like nipples ears, some things lower…"Shikamaru trailed off
Gaara closed his eyes attempting to get his head around what was just said. Nothing was said for quite a while until a certain blond wearing orange ran into the room screaming.
"You fucking bastard. I'm gonna kill you!" No one moved but just stared at the blond pointing at Kankuro. Kankuro responded by glaring at Naruto and sticking up his middle finger and walking outside.
"Where are you going?" Gaara asked
"ou ill uh…uhh unck em" now everyone turned to gawk at the puppet master.
"Yeah okay. Kankuro but you might want to steer clear of that way. Kiba is over there and he is not happy that purple paint shit didn't come off of his boxers." Naruto said.
Kankuro froze. Sure enough Kiba was glaring right at him with a very angry looking large Akamaru baring his teeth.
"Unck!" was again heard from Kankuro before he tore back towards his brother.
"I have a feeling something else happen after we left, you can't be this mad about just stained boxers." Shikamaru said grabbing Kiba.
"Rab the oog, it ill hill me!" screamed the still pissed Kankuro.
"Did you and Kiba…"Gaara trailed off not evening wanting to think about his brother in in any type of sex related activity.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Shikamaru stated from his corner.
Gaara visibly let out a sigh of relief.
"Yeah. Me, Kankuro, Shikamaru and Kiba had sex, not just those two, but what happen after we left?"
Gaara could not stop that picture from coming up in his head. Naruto looked very smug. Kiba blushed. Kankuro cussed more. Then silence followed.
"I can't believe you did that" was all Gaara could say.
"I guess you had to be there." was Shikamaru response.
Oh yeah if you wanted to know here are Kankuro lines if you didn't understand.
"You tricked me"
"you will...uhh..fuck 'em"
"fuck!"
"Grab the dog. It'll kill me"