Spike Goes to the Dentist
Summary: Exactly as the title says.
"Aagh!"
"Hold still."
"Aagh! Bloody hell!"
"Please sir…"
"Aagh! It bloody hurts!"
"Stop moving."
Slap.
"Stop bein' such a baby Spike. Take it like a demon."
"You're not the one lyin' here with a bloody rotten tooth, now are ya?"
"Angelus let the boy squirm in pain. Let him shriek and squeal as much as he likes, that tooth has still got to come out."
Snarl.
"You're right my love, perhaps we should leave young Spike here with the dentist for a bit. See what happens when he's done."
"I'll need the dentist again when I've finished eating him."
"Spike, you and I shall find a nice little child to eat, so then you can return to the friendly man and he can pull at your teeth again."
"Dru, I don't want to have my teeth 'pulled at', alright?"
Whimpering.
"Dru, love I didn't mean it. Come on, he's nearly done, aren't you doc?"
"Please sit still and stop talking. I can't work if you keep moving."
"Well then, you better hurry it up 'cause I'm feeling a bit peckish."
"Food! A lovely young child waits outside for his fate to arrive and swallow him whole."
"Dru, remember not to talk about eating people in front of complete strangers. Save it until they're dead and we've eaten them."
Slap.
"Spike hurry up, Darla and I are getting tired of the little games you're playin' with the doc."
"Sorry Angelus. I'll just be a minute."
Yank.
Tug.
Pull.
"Aagh! Bloody hell! Oh!"
"Hold still."
Sigh.
Snarl.
"That's better."
Author's Note: My first almost all dialogue fic. I hope it worked as well as I think it did. It was just a strange little idea I had after a bad dentist appointment I had the other day. Numbness in half your mouth really sucks…