Who's Inuyasha is it anyway?

starring: Inuyasha!

Kagome on drums

"Feh, welcome you pathetic pieces of wolf shit!" Inuyasha greeted his less than wonderful audience, implying this especially to a single wolf demon prince in the audience. No one clapped except one man, and Kouga quickly shut him up (he ripped off the guys foot off and shoved it in his mouth).

" Get on with the show dog-shit! We want to see the first damn contestants! Bring out the stock market freaks!" Kouga screamed.

" Shut the hell up wimpy wolf! Let me run my own damn show, or I'll slice your damned shard powered legs off with the Tetsusaiga! Won't that suck!" Inuyasha barked at Kouga, who merely smirked at him. " What the hell's so funny, weak wolf? Why don't you share with the damned audience!" Inuyasha snarled at his unworthy (so he thought) foe.

" Your face, dog-shit." Kouga grinned widly, managing only to piss off Inuyasha even more. Inuyasha drew Tetsusaiga with the intent to kill, and then kill again, then roast the flesh and eat it.

" Sit!" Kagome screamed, just as Inuyasha jumped over the desk to attack Kouga, but instead ate the wood beneath him. Suddenly she turned to the drums and played the little 'bu dum bum' that comes after a joke. " Now Kouga, please take your seat." Kouga took a small bow and sat down, with Kagura (her heart recovered do to the never ending heroics of the Inuyasha gang) holding his arm. Ginta and Hikkaku lightly giggled at Kouga and Kagura as the sat together, now a happy couple.

"Damn it, fine...feh, here's the damned billionaires, Shippo and Ayame!" Inuyasha grumbled sitting in his chair, behind his now broken desk. Out walked an older Shippo, Ayame hanging on his arm. (when she first saw him she instantly fell in love with him) " Here's the damned story, one day before ahem mating Shippo tried to use something called a 'computer', and when Ayame came to him, she instantly managed to get onto the stock market and invest a very expensive relic coin (in my time very coming), and instantly they became rich. Ever since she's had a stupid fucking sixth sense about what stock would go up." Inuyasha stated flatly, very bored with them.

" Hi everybody! Look Ayame, I'm on tv! I'm so happy! The only thing that could make this better would be a pockey!" Shippo kept hopping up and down in joy.

" Here mate. I thought you'd want one so I got it on the way!" Ayame handed him a pockey. Shippo couldn't stand the joy, and fainted on the spot, still holding his pockey.

" Damned runt! Well, if he's asleep he won't need this candy." Inuyasha grinned, but the imposed threat made Shippo instantly awake, and he began growling strongly at the thought of losing his precious candy stick.

" My candy dog-breath! Touch it and die!" Shippo growled at Inuyasha.

" Feh, like you could protect it. Your so pathetic, you can't make grass cringe in fear!" Inuyasha insulted. The room went silent for a moment, save for a cricket demon in the back. " Wench! That was the freaking cue!" Kagome realized what he ment and played the little 'bu dum bum'.

" HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY DEAR SHIPPO! HE'S MY FUCKING MATE!" Ayame dived over the desk and began tearing away at Inuyasha. It took the Majin Buu stage crew a few minutes to pull her off of him.

" cough cough Now for the first cough event. After all, this is the show were the points don't matter, only whoever I decide wins." Inuyasha sat down at his new desk. "Now for the first event. This is what I call the pelt of decisions, made from Naraku's own skin." He pointed to a large barrel. " First, I pull an event out, then they have to complete them. Lets see, the first event is... ALL WOMEN MUST BEAR THE FUCKING MONK'S CHILDREN!!! THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD!" Inuyasha screamed. In the audience there was a large crack and everyone looked to see a pink faced Miroku.

" You Hentai! I thought you said you had eyes only for me!" Sango screamed in the monks ears.

" My dear sweet Sango, it's not what it seems. I merely need someone to carry on my line, before this damned hell hole consumes this humble hushi." Miroku bargained while rubbing his cheek. Sango stood there, neither yelling at him or sitting down, but simply stood glaring at him until he winced.

" Now on with the new fucking event I pulled. Lets see...EAT 1,000,000 FUCKING GOD DAMNED POCKEY!!! THAT'S IT! NO MORE FUCKING IMPUTS FROM THE MONK, THE KITSUNE, OR ANYONE ELSE EXCEPT FOR... oowww...this one's great! The event is to be strapped with Jaken's meat and locked in a giant cage with Ah-Un, WITH your hands bound until your ether eaten or you tame him! I have to thank my fucking worthless brother for this, though mine would have been better." Inuyasha smirked.

" This Sesshomaru will not take anything from his weak hanyou brother. Does this Sesshomaru have to prove this?" Sesshomaru grinned from his seat in the crowd. Inuyasha frowned but didn't bother to argue with his brother, since he was obviously right.

" Sesshomaru, please don't start an argument with your brother while we're here, I really don't want to have to seperate you from him." Rin tugged at his arm lightly.

" Fine, this Sesshomaru will not argue with that fool for that Rin's sake, since he wouldn't stand a chance against my overwhelming strength." Sesshomaru smirked.

"As I, THE RUNNER OF THIS DAMNED SHOW, NOT MY FAILIAR BROTHER, START THIS DAMNED COMMERCIAL, our contestants will go prepare. This show brought to you by...

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to be continued...