Author's note: Warning, this is extremely stupid and can bore you to death. Enjoy!
Words in italics and bold are spoken in English.
Eiji was sitting through English class (after the somewhat disturbing events in science class, courtesy of acid, Fuji and Eiji) and now he was bored out of his wits. "When are we going to need this anyway? It's not like I'm going to Antarctica or something!" he thought crossly, "Wait, do they speak English in Antarctica? I shall ask Fuji."
"Hey Fuji," he whispered. The tensai turned to him.
"Hmm?"
"Do they speak English in Antarctica?"
"I don't think there are even people in Antarctica."
"So Momo was lying when he said there were magical cat-people in Antartica?" Fuji rolled his eyes inwardly. (Well what did you expect?! His eyes are closed!) Sometimes his best friend was so naïve. And today Fuji wasn't in his usual mode, thanks to the acid scene. (Which was partially his fault, but anyway…)
"Yes, he was lying."
"So then were do cat-people live?"
"America." Eiji clearly missed the sarcasm. His eyes sparkled.
"Wow! So O'chibi knows about cat people! I wonder if O'chibi is a cat-person. His eyes are quite feline-like." Fuji's will stopped him from going to the front of the class, grabbing the teacher's book (the thickest thing that Fuji could find) , and throwing it at Eiji. His friend wasn't just naïve, he was annoying. Fuji shivered to think what Eiji would grow up to be. Then he smiled at the thought. Anything that was a torture thought to him was surely a torture thought to the rest of the Seigaku regulars.
A few minutes later…
"Fuji! Lookie! Lookie!" Fuji turned to see a… a… um… picture. The picture was of a pale squiggle with what appeared to be ears on the top of it's head and a tail-ish thing. It also had smaller dark greenish squiggle on top of it. (Is Echizen's hair dark green?)
"Who… Wait, no… What is it?" Eiji looked shocked at him.
"Don't you know? It's O'chibi! Momo said that cat people can hide their tails and ears!" Fuji's smile was slightly crooked.
"That's… very nice Eiji. Just don't show it to the others." Eiji pouted.
"Why not?"
"People will go insane." Fuji started thinking about what he said. "Isn't that a good thing?" the sadist thought. Eiji looked doubtfully at his picture.
"Insane? I think it's a very good picture, don't you?"
"… Not everyone shares your… unique taste, Eiji." Fuji was still deep in thought.
"Screw anyone who thinks this picture isn't good! It's a masterpee!" That snapped him out of his thinking.
"… Do you mean masterpiece?"
"I said that! I said masterpee!" Fuji then had an idea.
"Actually, why don't you show that picture to the other regulars and introduce it to them in English?"
"Okay!" The bell then rang, and Eiji sped out of the class. "So gullible," thought Fuji evilly.
Later…
Momo rammed into Fuji, who was on his way to the courts. Echizen was chasing after Momo, numerous insults flowing out of his mouth. Momo fled without even saying sorry to Fuji. Fuji had a little idea of what had happened. Arriving at the courts, Fuji asked Taka why Echizen was chasing Momo.
"Um… It was Eiji's picture…" Fuji brightened up. His plan to drive Echizen insane worked! Yay!
Author's note: That was so random. But the idea wouldn't stop bothering me…