A/N: Okay so I just couldn't resist…
P.S.: I don't own Inception *frowny face*
"Alright, that's enough!" Cobb shouted after Arthur and Eames started their umpteenth argument, "Aren't we all adults here? I think I need to set down some ground rules."
Then he began to recite a list of rules off the top of his head.
NO ARGUING!
No messing around in dreamscapes
Arthur and Ariadne… save the PDA for home
Eames, no flirting with Arthur to make Ariadne jealous
No stealing each other's totems just to watch the person freak out
No teasing Robert about being Irish
No creating a dream for "target practice" with a team member as the target
No calling Cobb "Jack"
No calling Ariadne "Juno"
No 3rd Rock from the Sun references
No using the word "specificity"
We are not "The Dream Team"
The projections are called "projections", not "the Dream Police"
No knocking over Yusuf's chemicals
DON'T SWITCH SEDATIVES! None of us want to accidentally end up in Limbo.
The group stared at him incredulously for a long moment. Then Eames stepped up and cleared his throat.
"If I may…here's my list of rules."
We can do whatever the hell we want.
Obviously, Eames's rules were followed.