An RP between Happyme-o and Me. Yes, this is just how it was... so... XD DEAL

-Zoro grunted, walking away from the bar he was in. Things weren't going the best for him as of late. There hasn't been many bounties to catch and he had ran out of food, and booze money He as hoping to catch someone in the bar he was at, but no such luck. Now he was walking the streets of an island in the west, hungry, and angry.-

-Sanji frowned as he stared down at the clothes he had manage to grab from the last town without any the wiser. They were tight and a little too feminist, but it was a step up from that island. He was getting better too... he hoped. His stomach then growled with fury as he stopped, sighed, and placed a hand to quell it. "I don't have anything to give you." he said sternly. "Just wait."-

-Zoro would note the blond walking head of him. He noted the poor cloths and figured the blond was probably in the same boat he was. Though it wasn't his business. What was his business was when he recognized a man from a wanted poster dead a head of them, mugging a few people.- bingo .

-Sanji looked up to see a woman who had began to scream with her children and husband, being his courteous self he stepped forward only to have paused as a feeling of blood lust and glee ripped across the air. It was family but not at the same time.-

-Zoro would smirk widely as he rushed over, wadou out and ready as he went to take care of the scum. He glanced at the blond who was running besides him to save the girl and he grunted, ignoring him and continued on.-

-Sanji watched the sword being drawn before a shiver rushed down his spine. Now he knew that familiar feeling, it was the desire to fight while knowing you would win. He picked up the pace not wanting to be outdone by some swordsman wannabe and leap up spinning his heel knocking away the shoulder of the man, he was obviously faster than the stupid swordsman.-

-Zoro was taken a bit off guard when he was kicked into his shoulder and stumbled forward. He growled, looking to the blond and went after him, catching up he would ram his shoulder into Sanji's back- Bastard! -He shouted.-

-he coughed a bit before sharply responding, "At least I'm no moss head, marimo." and increased his speed watching the man turn and flees. "Dang you're letting him get a way, Moss head!"-

-Zoro grunted as he sprinted alongside Sanji.- I would have had him already if you didn't push me down blond boy! -He said rushing after the man, growling. - Son of a bitch!

-"Blond boy? That's the best you can come up with!" Sanji laughed almost desiring to keel over to hold his stomach. "I bet I can catch him and you still won't come up with a good come back, Marimo." Though on a look Sanji instantly knew that the green was natural, NATURAL GREEN HAIR, who knew.-

-Zoro growled as he continued to rush after the man.- Oh I'll come up with one. I bet your face is real fucking ugly. -He said leaping into the air and aiming to knock the man in front of them down into the street.-

-Sanji laughed as he knew for a fact his face was far from ugly, though he did question his brow at times but who cared about that. "I guess we'll just have to see, now wont we." seeing that now the other was acting Sanji growled lunging forward and quickly dropped to his hands and leaped with his feet until he felt his feet hit something, it was far too dark to tell what it hit but it was flesh.-

-Zoro would be the thing Sanji hit and it sent the swordsman tumbling forward and running right into the other man, eye widened as he felt something sharp stab him in the side and he and the guy fell forward with a loud thud.-

-Sanji stood up and blinked, "Oi Moss head, what are you doing down there?"-

-Zoro groaned some, getting to his knees and removing the small dagger from his side, and tossed it to the ground. - Ass whole, what the hell you going around kicking me bore? -He asked, standing to his feet, ripping off a long sleeve and pressing it against his new wound.- ass whole.

-Rolling his eyes he looked down at the unconscious man, "Can't see a damn thing out here." Sanji stated with a dry disheartened smile. "Need help?" he looked at the wound he ultimately caused.-

-Zoro snorted and looked at the man. - at least I can eat now. -he said then looks to Sanji.- I think you helped enough ass whole. What the hell is your problem kicking person at random? -He asked kicking the knocked out guy.-

-"Preference." Sanji stated while holding a hand on his stomach trying not to let the growl of hunger show from the mere mentions of food. How long had he not eaten? Oh yeah, since he ran away from the okama island.-

-Zoro would glance at the blond the rumble of hunger not missing his ears. He sighs, and lifts the guy up. - Here we can share the beli, 5k each... -he said and looked away.-

-Blinking he stepped back, "I didn't do anything but mess up, go ahead, you caught him, I didn't." Sanji made to turn around but took a second glance, maybe...maybe it wouldn't be bad to just take the deal?-

-Zoro glared at Sanji's back, and followed after him.- That's true. -He agreed and stared at the blond. - But I don't need 10k beili just enough to eat for a few days and to get off this island. "Rent" a boat or something. -he shrugs.-0

-Sanji laughed, "I just want to get off this island period." he shivered when he turned to look around. There still were okama here that people didn't see often, far away... far away... "Fine, deal."-

-Zoro nods and hisses.- Lets go and find the marine base to turn this guy in. -he said, sheathing wadou, and dragged the wanted bandit by the foot.-

-Sanji growled seeing the blood seeping through the clothe, "Before we do that we need to make sure that didn't get anything important." he pulled out a few things from a pack he had on his side, a sewing kit -don't judge! - -

-Zoro raised a brow at the blond. - You just said it was dark and you're going to try and sue me? -he asked, chuckling some. - Fine, let's get into some light then. -he said, moving out to the street light, still dragging the man. –

-He laughed a bit, "Hey, with a needle and thread you have to be close, with fighting my style you don't need to be... at least within kicking range." they found a decent spot before Sanji looked at out of the corner of his eye to Zoro. "Shirt off first so I can patch it up."-

-Zoro frowns, raising a brow but gently removes the baby blue shirt form his body and tosses it to the side. - There. -he said, and taking a good look at Sanji now that they were in some light. He was wrong to say the cook was ugly. - Not going to rape me are you? -He teased.-

-Sanji scoffed as he turned around placing a hand on his hip leaning forward, a very female thing to do, "No, I wouldn't, shitty marimo." and he began by kneeling and examine the wound. It was deep but it missed the important things: kidney being one of them. "Nearly stabbed your kidney," he poked a bit feeling the swollen area before he nodded, it wasn't as bad as it thought, but it did need to be sown up and cleaned; now he wished he was a doctor. He stitched as he had always done on for dresses, crises crossed.-

-Zoro raised a brow at the cook and his feminist ways. It said Gay all over it; well that's what he thought anyway. He watched as Sanji worked and he frowned at how gentle Sanji's hands were. It bothered him a bit that he enjoyed it.-

-Sanji gave a small smirk before looking up a bit to see Zoro's raised brow. "Something wrong Marimo?" he then finished his stitching before leaning in to cut the wire with his teeth since he didn't have any scissors.-

-Zoro shook his head.- No. -he said, decided to give him the girl comment later. For now he would let the blond work. When Sanji cut the wire with his teeth he leaned back a bit for space, feeling his cheeks heat.-

-Sanji slowly stood up and looked around, "Okay, just don't do anything to pull the stitches... okay?"-

-Zoro snorted and stood up to. - I won't. -he said, putting his shirt back on and grabbing the leg of their bounty man.- come on lets cash him in and get something to eat. -He said, not able to take the hunger pains much longer.-

-Sanji snorted a bit and followed a bit behind. His stomach growled a bit before it quieted down. Minutes passed in silence as they continued to walk.-

-Once Zoro got to the marine's office he tossed the knocked out man on top of the desk, and talked to the officer in charge. He had done it several times before. He then received the money and turned to Sanji, giving him half.- there's your share Blond boy.

-Sanji frowned but he still nodded as he took the money, "It's Sanji not blond boy... and still you need to come up with a better come back."

Dart-bored- eyebrow then. -He said noting Sanji's eyebrow.- and I'm Roronoa Zoro. -he said as he walked towards the nearest restaurant.-

Sanji's brow twitched a bit before he looked at Zoro, "You're eating out?"

-Zoro stopped in his tracks and glanced back at the blond.- what else do you want me to do? Cook? Unless it's roasted on a spit, I don't thinks so.

Sanji frowned before rolling his eyes, "Fine, come on, we're going shopping." Sanji mentally counted how much money he had and he grinned. "We should have enough for what I'm thinking."

I gave you five beli and you plan on spending it all in one night? -Zoro asked, following after the blond.- why should I listen to you?

Sanji turned to look back at Zoro and raised a brow, "No, not all of it, 1/4 of it. Don't worry it'll just be on food, I got a place where you can stay also if you want." Sanji continued to smile as he realized he could finally get food into the place.

-Zoro thought about it. A free meal and a free night to stay? It was better than anything and then maybe he could get a nice hot shower afterwards.

Sanji laughed, the look was all he needed to know that yes was an answer. "All right the local shop will work for my idea."

-Zoro nods- yeah, okay show the way then... -he said and walked along side of Sanji, grinning.- you got booze?

Sanji laughed, "It depends on how strong you like them."

Chapter two

-Zoro grunted as he stared at Sanji, noting how feminist he was. He raised a brow wondering if this was a chick in disguise or something. Deciding he rather not ask, he went to "cup" Sanji's "breast" for a feel as if it was the most natural thing ever.-

-From walking to being felt up was a shock in its self before Sanji turned to look at Zoro, "Mind I ask why your hand is on my chest?" -

-Zoro blinked as his hands felt around for breast. Feeling that it was indeed flat he raised a brow and lowered his hand to his side. He looked to the cook.- I was seeing if you had tits.

-The sheer word of 'tits' and Zoro's conclusion he had them came to a brain lapse before Sanji blushed outrightly, "Why would you think I had breast!" he squeked out before turning slightly away.-

-Zoro frowned.- I thought you might be a woman, but your chest is pretty flat so... -he shruged and continued to walk on towards the store in the wrong direction.-

-Gripping Zoro's shoulder to steer him in the right way did Sanji sigh, "You know, If I was a cross dressing woman I would be wearing a vest that flattens one chest." he looked up and around nodding as he realized how close they were. "If you want to know ones gender you need to grab ones package, or lack of there." he whispered closer before walking in front of Zoro with a small almost hidden laugh.-

-Zoro grunted again when he was pulled, and his eyes widned when Sanji whispered into his ear and he turned to the blond.- Oh yeah? -he said, smirking some. -he then grabed his own nuts.- well as you can see, I'm a man.

-Sanji tripped over laughing when some people around looked shocked or tried to walk away. "I can't... I can't believe you did that ... out..." still having a hard time breathing before something caught his attention behind Zoro's head that made him straighten up. "Let's just get the food, after that we'll figure out if I'm a guy or a gal, hm, Zoro?"-

-Zoro raised a brow watching the cook. He wasn't sure what to amke of him, but hiss tomach growled and he agreed.- right, lead the way then curly-cue.

- It took them less time when they didn't stop to talk, or in Zoro's case feel up, each other. When the shopping was done Sanji had tallied up how much Money Zoro and he had spent, "My house isn't too far from here, just don't take your eyes off of me and you'll stay on the right path, marimo."-

-Zoro cleand out his ear with his pinky, glanceing at Sanji.-a ll right. -he said, follwouing the blond back to his aprtment. He yawned tiredly and rubbed at his wound.- You allwayse lived here?

-As he unlocked the door he shifted a gaze back to the street in the dark, "No, I use to live with a few others... left." and with that he walked in and motioned Zoro to follow. "Once we set down the food I'll show you were the bathroom is so you can shower after that I'll check on your wound..." looking down Sanji felt a bit of remorse that Zoro was hurt because of him. "I'll cook while you shower."-

-zoro blinked watching sanji.- AND WALK AROUND YOUR HOME NAKED? -he asked with a frown. He rubbed at the back of his neck, yawnning some. He noted the look on the blond face, and he touched his shoulder as if silently telling him he was all right.-

-Sanji laughed before the food was set down until he turned to Zoro, "You look like you'd fit." he motioned for Zoro to stay before he ran up and found his old clothes, and a reminder popped into his brain that he had to sow and wash Zoro's clothes later on. Running back down stairs he stopped handing out the clothes, "there, now no naked Zoro when you're done, but seriously, we're both men." he laughed a bit, trying to brush off the 'pity' Zoro was showing him with the shoulder pat.-

-Zoro frowned taking the cloths.- whatever, whers the shwoer then? -he asked looking around the house. He kicked off his boots, leaving them near the door.- Nice pleace...

="Thanks," Sanji moved around the big lug before walking down the hall way a bit. "This is the bathroom, the shampoo is the green bottle, the pink is the conditioner, the body wash is yellow."=

-Zoro raised a brow. This guy was proving to be a girl more and more every minut.- ok... -he said and stepped into the bathroom. He removed his swords and leaned them against the wall, then his hermaki and shirt.- you going to watch blondie?

-Sanji smirked, "No, but I do want to warn you, Cold is hot and hot is cold." and with that he left to work on his cooking already desiding to do a traditional sushi wrap with desert as Inari, a few helpings of this and that... ah perfect.-

-Zoro nodded as he removed his pants and tossed them to the side. He was going camdo. Once Sanji was out of the room he adjusted the shower and got in. The shower nice and hot, soothing his skin. He hadn't taken a good shower in a few days. Having been trviling (lost) from the city and to take one was wonders. He washed all the dirt and blood from his body. Once he washed up and washed his hair. (he didn't use conditioner) he dressed in the cloths Sanji gave him. Black sweat pants and a plan blue t-shirt..-

-Sanji finished the second batch before placing them onto individual plates and put them in the storage room. He took a claming breathe before a tapping on the front door caught his attention. Washing his hands he went and answered, "Hey," he spoke weakly before lowering his head. The person spoke rapidly and insulted Sanji a bit before handing them a package. "You know you didn't have to do this... I mean-." the person left as Sanji was left holding the package and he sighed; this was why he wanted away from here not bound by what he was before.

-Zoro came out of the bathroom just as Sanji got the package and he raised a brow, drying his hair with a twole.- whats that? -he asked, tossing the towle back into the bathroom intot he dirty cloths hamper. He grabbed his swords and laid them across the chair since his hermaki needed to be washed.-

Sanji shrugged setting it down before picking up Zoro's plate, "I'll check it out later, here's your-." Sanji paused seeing Zoro's close, the shirt a little tight, and he frowned. "Should have kept the shirt, I perfer blue to this shit color." and he set the plate down before grabbing his own to eat.-

-Zoro poked at the plane blue t-shirt he wore.- eh? You don't like the shirt I was wearing before? -he asked taking the plate with a girn.- thanks. -he said, and sat down on the floor with it.- got any Beer?

-Sanji rolled his eyes before laughing, "After you eat, shitty swordsman." with that Sanji took a small bite.-

Zoro nodded taking abite. It was the ebst cooking he had ever tasted in his life.-...its good..-he nodded as he started to scarff down thefood.-

Sanji laughed before setting his plate aside, already finished and savored, "Don't choke, Marimo, I'd hate to give you mouth to mouth... don't know where you've been."=

-Zoro swallowed his last bite, and let out a loud burp. He patted his chest and placed his plate to the side.- well, I can assure you I'm clean. -He said grinning.-

-the look at the kelp head was one of 'Are you kidding me' and 'wow, that was actually impressive', but he settled on, "Pardon yourself, that is unruly!" and he laughed before getting up and heading to the fridge, left over's inside, and pulling out a beer. "Here, I'm taking a shower." he paused before looking at his clothes, "Damn, should have kept that shirt separate for myself. Well, Marimo, I guess you'll learn if I have balls after all."=

-Zoro watched Sanji from where he sat; he took the beer with a happy smile, and opened it with a quick flick of his fingers. He grinned at Sanji.- you going to fling it out and show me? or am I right to assume I felt up hidden tits before?

-scoffing Sanji frowned before removing his shirt and placing it on the ground, "If you want a strip search, I'm more than glad to show I'm a man." and with that spoken his pants and boxers were around his knees before he stepped out of them, his shoes long off since he stepped inside.-

-Zoro watched Sanji and when he fully stripped he grinned, raises a brow.- nice. -he he said taking a good eye full.- So you're not a chick... still act like one.

Sanji bowed slightly, "Why, if I was an actor I'd say that was a complement, but-." Sanji glared at Zoro. "GET THE THOUGHT OF ME AS A WOMAN OUT OF THAT LOWER THAN LOW FOOD PLANKTON OUT OF YOUR HEAD!"

-Zoro blinked at him in surprise and stood to his feet, taking a few steps over to Sanji.- Sorry. -he said, rubbing the back of hi s head, he grabbed his swords.-Should I leave?

-Sanji shrugged, "Nah, I've been mistaken for a girl often... if I didn't would I have allowed you to feel me up without a fight?"-

-Zoro grinned, putting his swords back down.- you asking me to feel you up again? -he asked, and laughs a bit, sitting on the couch.- you just going to stand around naked all night cook? Or you going to go and take your shower?

Sanji blinked before shrugging, "I'll take my shower, after that I'll show you to your room... unless you want the couch?" and with that Sanji grabbed the box and went into the bathroom and turned on the water before ripping open the package. It held tight pants, female style with a dragon design in yellow on the right pant leg and the shirt, a deep purple, held the image of two eyes and one sentence, "Mother is angry at you."-

-Zoro would watch him take the box with him, and raised a brow. He was curious to see what the package was, but figured it wasn't his business. He sighed and sat back on the couch, to wait for Sanji to come back.-

The shower was quick before Sanji came out and walked over to Zoro, "Oi, still awake, injured Marimo?" he held the first aid kit in his hands before sitting next to the side with the wound waiting a few more minutes before he declared if it would be time to check up on it without the swordsman's permission

-Zoro would open an eye when he felt the cook close to him.- eh, yeah. -he said with a yawn. He glanced at the first aid kit and lifted his shirt so the cook can take a look at the deep cut he received from before.-

-Sanji rolled his eyes a big before he poked the wound a bit to see if was infected. "Lucky bastard, you'll make a full recovery." he laughed a bit as he wiped over the wound with antiseptic.-

-Zoro grins.- No shit, it wasn't that big of a cute... -he said and a thought accured to him. He would close his eyes prettending to pass out randomly, and falls to the floor.-

-Sanji blinked before he looked around and then back at Zoro, "SHIT!" dropping down Sanji turned Zoro onto his back and pressed his ear to Zoro's chest. "Okay... beating heart..." he turned to see Zoro breathing and then opened Zoro's breathing by tilting his head. "Breathing..." he looked at the wound and noticed it was bleeding puss a bit from the cleaning. "Oh come on, wake up!" grabbing some cleaning clothes did he wipe and place a fresh one on the wound.-

-Zoro would peek an eye open then laugh.- your such a girl. -he said and sat up, smacking his head agains;t Sanji.s- ow...

-Sanji blinked a bit before his eyes narrowed and mouth tightened, "Yeah, right, thanks for making me fret, shitty algae." but his hand gripped lightly on the head injury.

-Zoro grinned.- awh you were worried? -he asked and stood up.- How sweet, shit cook. -he said and helped the blond up.- why are you so girly?

-Sanji froze as he was helped up by Zoro, "Does it really matter if I'm girly?" he blushed before taking his arm back. "Here, I'll show you to your room for the night."

-Zoro frowns some, taking a look at Sanji. He shook hs head.- No I don't care... -he said, nodding some.- sure you want me to stay the night?

-Sanji laughed before he decided to return the favor to Zoro, "As long as you don't get any perverted ideas about this 'weak' and poor 'woman'?" Sanji bashed his eyes a bit for added effect.

-Zoro snorted rubbing his hand in Sanui's face and puhing him back.- I doubt your weak. Poor and woman maybe. -he smirked and winked at Sanji.- I should say the same for you.

-Again he laughed before grinned and leaned close to Zoro, "Hm, can't promise anything." with a click of his tongue he climbed the stares to show where he would be able to stay.=

-Zoro blushed slightly. The blond was getting real close and he wasn't sure if he could allow this. Sighing, he swung his swords over his shoulder, staired at Sanji's ass and follwoed him up the stairs.-

-As they neared the room, with a sign over it saying 'Road hazard' did Sanji open the door and dramatically bowed to point to the room. "You're stay, enjoy."

Why do you have road sighns in here? -he asked with a raised brow.- I don't want to sleep in here.

Sanji laughed, "are you saying you want to sleep with me?"

-Zoro glances at him, and smiles.- I dont know you might rape me. -he teesed.-

Blinking a bit he laughed before looking at Zoro, "I'll try not to do anything too perverted." and he turned to walk towards his own room. "I'll warn you though, mine is a bit weirder than the one I showed you."

-Zoro smirked.- Oh yeah? -he asked as he followed Sanji, watching the blonds back side.- Why is it bright and pink?

Sanji laughed, "No, not pink." as he opened the door the door he walked in and looked around. "Just filled with posters of Famous Cheif's and recipes."

-Zoro looked aorund the room with a frown.- ah well you do like to cook. -he said with a shrug.- better then those gay street sighns. -he said said placed his swords agaisnt the wall.- You sleep in the same bed or fuck around with a lot of random men?

-Sanji almost keeled over laughing at that thought before catching himself on the table, "HELL no!" he looked up pissed off. "I don't touch anyone that I don't find myself attracted to." he opened a draw and grinned when he spotted a note saying 'Cigs in left' and he swiftly moved to open up the dresser draw by the bed and pulled out his sweet love and lit one up taking a deep drag.

-Zoreo watched him and snorted.- so you find me attractive then? -he asked, smirking. He watched the blond pull out a ciggarte and he frowns. He sat on the bed.-

-with a more relaxed form did Sanji sit down, "I didn't say that, but I can see where you are getting at." he didn't see the frown.

-Zoro glances at the blond and sighs, rubbing a hand through his hair.- did you only invite me here coz you got me hurt?

That was enough to cause Sanji to turn around alarmed, "Well I do feel responsible, but it also helped that you gave me money."

-Zoro shrugged.- I only gave you the money coz techinicly you helped bringging down the guy. It was only fair.-

Sanji fully turned around and glared at the man, "I didn't help, shit face, I made a bad situation worse."

-Zoro snorted.- yeah well it knocked out the guy didn't it? -he said and glanced at Sanji.- but I'll accept staying for tonght and the food. -he said with a nod.-

"Good, then go to bed!" Sanji quickly stood up and stretched before pulling the sheets up from the queen bed.

-Zoro smirked and stood up, watchign Sanji.- I will. -he said and once Sanji had the cheets down he cralwed into bed, aying down with his head ont he pillow and arms behind his head.- See?

Rolling his eyes he turned and put out the cigerette and nodded, "Good, see you tomorrow... and you better not get morning wood, got that!"

You wont see me tomorrow and I get mornning wood around 4am. -he said, patting the bed next to him for Sanji to lay down and join him.-

Sanji raised a brow before shrugging, "Fine, but stay on your side, please." he hopped into the bed and pulled the sheets to his cheek as he snuggled into the warm blankets.

What are you shy? -Zoro asked grinning at the blond. He took a good look at Sanji's face admiring how pretty he really was.- hmm

Sanji raised a brow to look throw his hidden eye at Zoro, "Hmm?"

-Zoro shook his head.- were you alwayse a guy?

"Zoro, it's late, ask me about my sex tomorrow." Sanji pulled the sheets over his head before drifting off to sleep.

-Zoro frowned. He watched as Sanji slept and when morning came he slipt out of bed, grabbed his swords and made his way downstairs to get his boots. He wasnt sure if it was a good thing to stay.-

Sanji, his eyes still closed, waited to hear the door open and close, but he slowly stood up as the other hit the bottom of the stairs. "Hm, I wonder what scared him off." shrugging Sanji went to open the door before something caught his eyes. A piece of paper sat hidden under his moved packet of cig's. Picking it up he laughed, 'Clothes washed' was all it said, "Even when I told them I'm fine."

-Zoro wasn't gone yet. He was in Sanji's kitchen, steeling a bowle of cerial first. He then left some more money for Sanji as he went on leaving for now, hermaki back on and swords strapped to it. He glanced at the house putting it on a mentle image. He wanted to see the blond again, just he wasnt sure if it was a good idea staying with him.-

Sanji walked down stares, it had been half an hour since the door opened and closed, and a sigh escaped Sanji's lips. "Well, that is the last I'll see of that Marimo brained man." shrugging he went to the kitchen. Upon spotting the money Sanji raised up a fist and slammed it against he wall, "That stupid ... I DON'T TAKE NO CHARITY, BASTARD!" he swipped the money from the counter. Heading towards the door did he stop and look back to the money and sighed placing it in his pocket before rushing upstairs and grabbing what little belongings he had and went to get a ticket for the frist ship out of there.