Miki & Kana: Welcome to our new fanfic!
Miki: My good friend Kana-chan, and I are writing this! Kana-chan, if you don't mind.
Kana: Not all Miki-chan!
DISCLAIMER!: WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO AT ALL! :(
Miki: I feel your pain...TT-TT
"Yaaaawn. Wha...where the hell am I?" I asked myself not even opening my bright green eyes. I could tell I wasn't in my bed because I'm pretty sure I don't sleep sitting up with my heaf face down on a table. Well, come on! why the hell should I care? I picked my head up with a groan. What I don't understand is why everything seemed...animated. Something was sticking on my forehead and I pulled it off slowly, I read it aloud. "One...freee...ramen...cool!" it can't be real but, might as well savor this dream while I can. " One double sized bowl of miso ramen puh-lease." I said and handed the ticket forward.
"Okay, it'll be done in 5 minutes!" everything seemed so real that almost denied it was a dream.
"S'cuse me mister, but are my eyes dialated in any way, shape, or form?" I asked to the person next to me.
"Um, no miss they seem fine. Now is you'll excuse me I need to get this book finished and find out who the hero is." that voice...that voice seemed fimiliar, but who? I still couldn't see because everything was blurry but I squinted so I could try to see what book he was reading. Icha...Icha... i stopped. no way. no WAY. NO F'ING WAY IN ALL OF HELL COULD I BE WHERE I THOUGHT I WAS NOW.
"...Mister what's your name? And answer honestly..." I said skeptically.
"Me? My name is Hatake Kakashi, and you are?" I stared and my vison became clear. Holly chiz on stick. In front of me was Kakashi in all his perverted-Icha-Icha-Paradise-glory.
"M-my name is...Ayame." I can not believe this. the Heavenly God of Anime must have answered my prayers. THANK YOU LORD. "Um...are you ok...?" he asked a bit worried. I smiled brightly, taking his shoulders in my hands. "Am I ok? Am I ok? I'm perfectly fine!...expect for the fact I might be high...but that's still ok! I'm. In. Naruto!" he gave a weird expression. Ah, I should have know better. He doesn't realize there's a show called Naruto, so he he implied that..."EW! NO! Get your mid outta the gutter you perverted, child molesting, Micheal Jackson, MAN WHORE!" At that moment, out of absolutely nowhere at all, I chucked his book in the pot of ramen.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?" He yelled, standing up and reaching for his beloved book. I handed him a different book instead.
"Here," I said, "read it. Love it. Live by it." He grabbed it and read the front cover aloud.
"Ayame's Guide to Being Emo. By Kotokone Ayame." I frowned.
"Weeell, I was gonna give the first copy to Sasuke, but you desperately need to read something else besides porno." and with that said, my head held high, I walked away. The worst part of my first day in Konoha? They didn't give me my ramen. Those bastards.
Kana: And that's the first chapter! R & R please!
Miki: Yep! This chapter was made by my faithful friend Kana-chan I'm the evens and she's the odds for the chapters, just so you know.
Kana: This is fanfic numero uno of my many more to come. SO REVIEW. OR ELSE I'LL HOLD ALL YOUR SNICKERS CAPTIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miki: (chews on snickers)
Kana: ...where'd you get that?
Miki: Ou shecet sashm (translation: your secret stash}
Kana: NNNOOOOO!
Miki: Ku i erieome! {translation...again: 'K bye everyone!}